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You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to say
You want to do this now? Okay. Let's do it.
and whether or not it gets broken into by some kids
Okay, listen, relax.
- Hmm? - We're listening.
This girl, right here.
like a... like a... like an owl in a Pixar movie,
Look at that picture.
Like, I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for football.
who has a son,
I mean, it's kind of beautiful, right,
And it doesn't have to be marathon sex.
Yeah. It's a really nice TV...
I need you to talk me down.
Okay.
but it's the future now, Bec, and I want kids.
- Shooter, Kate. - Hey.
other crackers. So, I might not like
I-I think that's... that's a win.
And then they won the Super Bowl.
Probably just me, right?
I am not enough for you.
so what I've been finding to be really helpful
Bradshaw won MVP.
but so, what I'll do
that the MVP for this contest
So...
Breakfast in bed?
he let me sit
Yeah, I painted this because I felt like the play
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
It's bedtime, girls.
Okay.
safety blitz and he goes up top.
Yeah, babe. I got to move. Froggy's wants me to sing
Gracie's Jessica's mom, which is kind of cool.
to fall asleep afterwards watching House Hunters.
- Hey. - Okay.
You know, a son wouldn't totally suck.
What's happening in this story?
Mommy.
The girls will love it.
I know how old I am!
- Yeah. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, I kind of do, too.
That way we will finish our loud adult shower sex
and I didn't talk too much.
It's still too far. I can tell by the way you...
then I have the ten crackers on my plate,
if you think about it, the fact that just because
staring at my father as he stares at the television.
She was always away on business, so I was used to being alone,
I liked the one where you lose the baby.
uh, coming with a fake
26 is having a tough day.
No.
That's great. That's your team, right?
How do I say this politely?
- Since now. - Yeah.
So, uh, you know,
My man.
One of them played a nanny on TV.
and I feel like crap.
You're a freakin' bum.
Sauer, gets wide, get it,
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's easy for you to say, right?
Bradshaw's got time...
need to play somewhere else.
Yeah.
- Me neither. - Since when?
Nothing.
Tell you what. You got a great voice.
I got to go talk to the girls.
I definitely never saw myself having kids.
Yeah.