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Mommy
Get out of my business before we bust a cap in your ass, fool.
- What's up, man? - Bro.
I got it!
Mirrored ceilings.
- Wait, what? - Just get me a kid.
What's up?
Yeah!
Yeah. It sucks. I had this whole thing planned out.
We finally accumulated something of a team vibe over there. Do not ruin it.
No. Don't even talk-- I'm not. There's no way in hell I'm doing it.
Come on.
We got this place to ourselves, man.
I've been trying you all day.
Jimmy Wilson's skating the Pro-Am contest in Kansas. It's our first stop.
That's her ass you're thinking about, not her depraved criminal mind.
But I really don't-- I mean, I'm just saying, if you think about it--
- When do we leave? - Did somebody see our tapes?
- It don't include you. - You wanna step, bee-yatch?
Wait, don't tell me. Give me a second. I'm really good at this.
What's wrong with you?
Excuse me, sir, we're here to see Jimmy.
Don't be scared.
- Think this is funny, Mr. Knight? - No, I don't.
They're representing Super Duper Skateboards. Let's take it to the street.
All up in my business All up in my business
Matt!
So glad to be skating this summer, boys, instead of McJobbing it.
You know what? Matt listened to your crap, and look where that got him.
I don't know. I thought that's how things went around here.
Yeah.
And I just can't seem to find my way around that.
Jimmy was Off the Hook
- Check out my new "sponsor me" tape. - Any different than the last three?
Well, at least we got to hang at the party.
...about joining the Jimmy Wilson Tour. - Really?
- I absolutely am not doing it. I can't. - You can.
I've been so pissed off at you for running off and getting into this whole clown thing.
No, I get it. I totally-- I get it. It's no big deal.
We just got to find a van.
A replacement will be given as long as he has a receipt. You have one?
You wanna skate the park?
- That's a big "no" on Jimmy. - Good. Thank you.
Our QB Mr. Rivers!
You better start spending money. Money spendins good.
Hey, so, that was pretty harsh, huh?
They really are clowns.
There are things in life that just aren't that easy.
I don't know, dude.
I got a code brown to wrestle down to the ground.
Now that the money issue is settled, where are we gonna get some wheels?
Well, he's worked out this technique where he doesn't watch any of them.
Dude, what grade are you in?
Find out.
If we focus...
He found a tape on the bus. What do you know?
All right, how about you talk to me when you're out of diapers.
Stacy, come here.
...and he says, "Team meeting." - Does he have a plan? I bet he does.
Sweet Lou!
- Oh, come on. - Good.
- Let's go. - Let's do it, man!
...and ran off to join a circus.
No matter what happens, I'm so glad that you guys stuck with me.
...I totally didn't see you for who you were.
But I think I get it now.
Freaking me out, man. Let me get a skateboard.
Besides, my calendar is already pretty booked.
- Could you repeat that? - Open your ears, jackass!
Let's go scope it out.
Dude.
...we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson...
You talking shit about me?