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Okay? The last thing I need on this tour...
Maybe it's none of my business or anything...
Yeah, Saturday, man. Saturday. Demo was Saturday.
You think I'm into Bam because he's on tour?
Dude, chicks in different area codes. Uncharted territory.
Our QB
I don't know, bro. Maybe we're early.
What do you say you and me lose this dead weight and hit the strip clubs?
Two scoops cheddar, one scoop onion, my friend.
It worked?
And if you're really any good, then someone will find you.
Girls, how are you tonight?
Slug Bug!
Okay.
- Let me get all three of those. - I can do that for you.
It already happened
We gotta redo that.
What are you doing?
Mr. Rivers!
Off the hook
L L
Listen, I already put out for gas and put out for food...
Who's makin these rules man
Bet you never turn down pie.
- Yeah, right. - No, Sweet Lou's in love.
That's crazy.
Excuse me!
You've gotta start taking L's Taking L's is good
Money Spending's Good
Check it out. It's Brian Patch.
- So did I. - You're from Springfield?
Sweet Lou!
You don't wanna bring a girl?
What's going on, man? How's it going?
- You all right, dude? - What happened?
Jimmy was like: Tootleisgay.com
I see.
- All right, get me a kid. - Okay.
Jimmy was:
I stepped in dog poo.
This is insane. I've never seen anyone do these lines at the park.
We got on Jimmy Wilson's bus, and Matt took a big crap on it.
I don't know.
I've been holding it for two days. It's about to go downtown.
Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it.
All right, so pack your shit. We're going on tour.
One big scoop. That's two, but two is enough. Two is plenty.
- What's going on? - What's up, fool?
- Where's the product toss? - Where's the free stuff?
I love you, Dad.
Hello?
Nice kids. I like them. Don't you like them?
Stop it for five seconds. All right, Jimbo, just gonna bust a little switcheroo.
I'll tell you what. If you land it, I'll sponsor you.
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna make you a deal, Greg.
- That's great. - Yeah, it's great.
All right, I'll check you guys later.
I got a rule, man.
Did you guys see--? Jimmy was, like:
I got so much shit on my plate, the last thing I need now...
You guys are just trying to make yourselves happy.
- What the hell is wrong with you? - I hate clowns.
You serious?
It's Sandy.
My college fund is gutted.
Yo, Bam.
I'm so hungry, one of my ribs is poking through the skin.
Jimmy Wilson!
Dude, your stepmom is so hot.
Didn't you graduate six years ago?
It's just, you know, you're super cute.
Casey La Scala Just for a dollar
We'll clean your pool if you let us crash here tonight.
I didn't-- I really didn't mean it like that. I...
Before you know it, you'll be a fat, middle-aged male with a nice beer gut...
Damn it! Why?
...and I'm broke. Call me stupid.
...you are.
So Dustin's bailing on us again.
Why would you do--? Get off me!
- Today is Sunday. So Saturday plus a day... - You said that.
- Good to see you guys. - So, dude, listen, we're thinking...
- Good to see you too, Pops. - We need to talk about your future.
The whole thing sort of sounds sketchy. I'm sorry.
Boys.
They are Eric Rivers, Dustin Knight, Matt Jensen and Sweet Lou Singer.