Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll snap your neck like a glowstick!
...I was actually by here about an hour ago.
Yeah, we should hang out.
She's bad!
Sandy, chill. I told you, I'd call you.
I'm telling you the truth. I'm not skating today, because I thrashed my arm.
You know, everybody could use a little backup once in a while.
You know, Eric, you've got great potential. Just go to it. You go to it, deputy.
Why--?
You know who we are, right?
...and Jamie sat me down and made me watch it.
What? Wait, he's giving up?
I guess that depends what you playboys got in mind, huh?
What?
... because it is on today, Chicago.
Let's go.
Sweet Lou. My sister wanted me to give you this. It's her nose.
...divorced about 20 times, wishing you were skating again.
I'm fricking one step away from being somebody's stalker.
They got one of these in Colorado?
I thought she was a sweet girl.
Now, why the sudden visit?
- What are you looking at? - Nothing, sir.
And nothing. But until a sponsor backs a tour bus into my driveway...
He does because he, in actuality, really knows which end is up.
Nice bunny nostril!
This is the part where Eric Rivers jumps up...
You need to earn your rank here.
Would you like to join me on tour?
...but if you have five minutes, could you just check this out?
Come on. Do you work out? Can we sit down and talk about it?
Give me the tape. Of course I'll watch it. I'm not that big of a dick.
But where's the van? Where's our car? Maybe she has a car.
I saw your demo down in Springfield. You're awesome.
I think I can take care of myself.
- Oh, hells yeah! - Get him, dog!
You know what?
Dustin was supposed to be here a half-hour ago.
- "Sponsor me." Two very popular words. - How does he have time to watch all those?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Save me!
- Think he does his own laundry? - Are you kidding me?
Good times.
But they are here, they're ready to get busy.
- Yeah, I'm feeling to bust you in your grills. - Yeah, in your grills, dog!
Boy! Someone really abused the men's room. It's like a doody bomb exploded.
Eric, you're the shizit.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Why you always gotta base in my face, fool?
Who's making these rules, man?
...is looking at some random "sponsor me" tape.
I don't care how skinny you get. I am still gonna eat you.
What do you say, Dust? Spot us some cash.
...is some haggard-ass chick lurking around.
Don't worry about it, man.
Matt!
I'm going.
God, jackass!
You're sick! You're sick! That's sick!
You should see Friday.
Fire in the hole!
Come here, team meeting. Excuse us.
Shit.
You know what? It's more than that. This guy is skating for a living.
- It's okay. - All right.
- Hey, Lou. - Hey, Wednesday.
No, I came here to meet some skaters, man!
It's a beautiful morning, Chicago. And to all you graduating Bulldogs, "Go get them!"
Put that away. What you gonna do?
- Bye, friends. - Sometimes Eric looks like He-Man.
But for once, I'm gonna have you skaters take care of your own mess.
- Goddamn it. - It happened already?
- Chili. ...in the bag.
...but don't you think maybe you should move on? A little change?
- You told your dad? - Yeah. He says he's gonna kill you...
Mr. Knight!
Wake up and smell the desperation.
- Can I make a suggestion? - Yeah.
I didn't recognize you in the bright lights.
How big you want me to go?
She's a good girl. Trust her.
I never heard of this Super Duper Skates.
But the important thing is, you're out there trying.
Thank you, guys, for letting us crash here...