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But...
You're a man now.
By the way, guys, I think I'm done playing the field.
See you in the bean suit.
No, no. This is our first event as a team, and we just drove all the way from Chicago.
Yeah. This is just today's haul.
I can't even hear what you said. What did you say?
What's up, white chocolate?
So how much for a room?
Why Did y
Good idea. Take a crap on his bus. He would appreciate that.
What do we do now, Matt?
We're sorry we tried to push you through clown college.
Yeah?
They're just my Tuesday.
That kid is totally taking you. What is he in, seventh grade?
Have you smelled it lately? It's like an open sewer.
Sir, we're at a skate demo.
Happy birthday, man. Matt Jensen
Oh, no. What the hell?
- That's not gonna happen. - Take her, dude.
If you would change your clothes, even one time, there might-- I don't know.
You know what, Sweet Lou?
Hey.
You know, school just let out and all.
Nice hat.
This is fantastic.
- Super Duper bitches! - Keep walking!
Hey, man, I'm trying to tell you we're having fun, bro.
I knew you knew who I was! You saw that front cover, baby.
You're kidding me. The bean suit again?
What's up?
what grade are you in?
You guys have fun on your little road trip, but count me out.
What grade are you in? 5th.
Who did number two on the bus, man? How many times do I have to tell them?
I know your schedule and everything like that has gotta be pretty nuts...
Yeah. Let's go, honey.
And late is not great.
I know. Seriously, right? I can't get anyone to check my tape out. It's, like, impossible.
All right?
Check the list, girl.
Naturally, but...
What's up, man? Matt Jensen.
It's time to meet the clowns, man.
We're the dopest shit in the movie.
Wait.
- Hello? - Good afternoon, Chili N Such.
I don't wanna do it. I don't like this song.
All we had to do, get in front of him, and it was so easy.
What now? What now?
I gotta get back to my dad's shop and mix some paint.
And that, my friend, is the honeymoon suite.
Come on!
Come on, bitch.
Our team doesn't suck! What is wrong with their eyes?
So to recap...
Look at this line.
No way, man!
Which...
That wasn't me.
...not trying to do anything with our lives.
Bang.
No, we weren't going to. What's going on there?
- Thanks. That's great. - Cool.
- You're doing it. Yeah. - I don't know.
Come on, don't be sad.
- You really think you need another? - What?
Well, that's what separates the men from the boys.
There she is, boys.
- Sorry. - Bam was a loser before he got sponsored.
He's not playing piano anytime soon, man.