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Jimmy was Off the hook

Oh, God. What's up?

Yeah, look, I'm a little ripe right now.

And you, sir. There's a birthday party at table 13.

No. Is it cool if we just--?

I'll put some elbow into your face.

- I'm sorry, did you say, "was"? - Did you guys see--?

- What's up? - You smell funky.

I love you, Eric.

Keep laughing, Eric, but I'm gonna be at college in the fall, and you'll still be here.

You're so gross, man.

Man, give me a T-shirt! Man, give me your shoes! Give me--

Matt, you look different.

Yo, dog, I always be up in your business, but, you know...

I can't believe you're Matt's sister.

- You all right? - What happened?

I guess she didn't say anything about puking on them, though. Thank you.

You know what I'm saying? He was like:

"Animal Chin Skate Shop.

One Fire in the Hole there.

Can you go deeper?

Seriously. If it wasn't for you, we'd still be at home.

Excuse me, Mr. Knight, your shift is not over!

- Let's roll. - Cool.

What the hell else you want me to do?

Come on, now, you know who we are. Don't you know who we are? Come on!

Nice catch, man.

- You want me to call the grownup back? - You're probably leaking beans.

- Hello? - Welcome to Chili N Such.

You're either in school, or you're at Rivers Hardware working next to your old man.

Why would you do that? I'm gonna vomit! Do it again, and I'll castrate you like salami.

I'm just not listening.

She sure was a slippery one.

- "Rivers." - Cool, dude.

I'm okay with that and everything, but my dad is crazed.

How's Mountain Gleebin and Globin?

It's our song, dude! Come on!

- Hey, stupid. - What?

Rivers, seriously, please, while we're young.

- I can't wait to get my own deck. - I did the math.

- I love you, bro. - All right. Easy, Greg.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and scream...

Listen, remember our deal.

Do you wanna learn how to throw a pie?

...and I put out for porn.

Have the balls to say it to my face.

Have fun, girls.

We don't have any cash.

Have you talked to Jamie lately?

Jimmy was gnarly, bro.

- Get the moron out of the pool. - Matt.

- What are you looking at, pinhead? - No.

You guys should have just stayed home, not listened to a word I said.

I'm sick and tired of you punks thinking you can skate wherever the hell you feel like.

Look at all those hot chicks lining up to get a crack at him.