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Put some elbow into it, man.
- Matt deceives you. - I don't--
How we gonna get Jimmy Wilson to see us if we can't even skate a contest?
...we've been following the Jimmy Wilson Tour all over the country.
Here we go. And action!
Shit!
- Anybody home? - Hey, Matt, don't touch anything, okay?
I still can't believe it. Bam just walks in and Greg tosses him a handful of his decks.
Come to papa.
- He's with me. - I'm with him.
Yeah, sure.
Come here.
I'll always skate. I just won't be homeless with you.
Maybe I can get my job back.
All right, that's good. Give him one of these. You're late, Eric.
- Listen, put some soda pop on it. - Rub it clockwise, dude.
Yeah!
I brought someone who wants to meet you.
Sweet Lou Clean’s No Mans Poop
What's going on, baby?
- Somebody's coming. - All right, you guys hang back. All right?
How about we go with one of those Elements, like Bam got?
When is the moron gonna release his death grip on our premises?
No one's food here!
Okay.
All right, let's go skate the parking lot and wait Jimmy out.
What grade are you in? It's 5th Grade!
- Eric! - Go, Eric!
- Whose birthday is it? - Ours.
What grade are you in? It's 5th Grade!
Can you move, in case one of those skaters looks over here?
- Dad, l-- - Don't "Dad" me. We had a deal.
What about doing my glutes next?
- Hey, Mom. - We missed the hell out of you!
Yeah, you know, I'd love to, but we're heading out to this...
So you want to...?
I'm broke. Just let me hang out. I'm your best customer. I'm here every day.
Need you in the bean suit.
What are you gonna do?
Which one do you want?
Okay, I'm saying it to your face. I don't want you here.
The party is at Rolling Deuce tonight. It should be pretty cool.
Guys, come on, stay focused, all right?
...and me just taking my pick.
Super duper
If you wanted me to watch your tape, you pretty much ruined that. So...
- Matt! - I think I can taste that one.
...worth it.
- Oh, my freaking Lord! - Oh, my God! Get it away.
All right.
Let's see.
- Sweet Lou. - See you girls later.
So, what's up?
- Eric! - Good to see you, bro.
- I sprained my taint! - Probably because you forgot to stretch.
- It's crazy. - That's so sweet.
Could you psych me up a little softer next time?
...and I was wondering-- - It's not a good time.
Jimmy was...
This is it.
Break out the Cristal, fool!
I'm not a little kid!
I said, no girls!
...I'm Jimmy Wilson. Tonight you're gonna be my love slaves.
...from when you guys abandoned me my senior year in high school...
- Don't change it. - No! I need some beats, dude.
No. Why? Should I?
There he is. Look, there's his bus, and he's got a scholarship for me.
You guys wanna make a little donation?
- Hi. - Again, a good point.
it's gonna be
It's cool. I mean, whatever. Just do your thing.
- Thanks, man. - But I could totally take you.