Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...for the rest of your lives, or you can try getting off your asses and making it happen.
Let's get one thing straight here. I followed you here because you got balls.
You were so good! I didn't know you could skateboard like that.
...you shouldn't be stopped by paperwork.
You have not punched out, Mr. Knight!
You're just a little bit late.
Yo, but we're still taking your girl.
It's my van. It's my rules.
What is he doing?
Oh, yeah, that's deep.
Hey. Eric Rivers.
Get in there, you little...
...and then dangle your balls from his rear-view mirror.
It's just too easy, sitting here year after year, watching the new crop roll in...
I could try to help you guys out.
And because Sandy's dad was about to rip mine off, but...
Seriously, you can't say this wasn't a good summer.
Come over here for a second. Don't be like that. I got a little trick for you. Hey!
- Should I bounce these nerds out of here? - No, they're cool. You guys are cool, right?
SWEET LOU CLEANS NO MAN'S POO
- Okay. - I love you, Mom.
- We got it on footage, check it out. - Let's see it.
Right.
I'll fix this. Let's get out of here.
- God! - I am so sick of this butt rock music, man.
Your board is pretty thrashed. There you go. Thanks, Greg.
Let me tell you something. The $ 736.18 I've spent since I've been here...
Girls, money...
All right, dude.
Just keeping an eye out for something special.
Nice.
But you never spend money. You gotta start spending money. Money-spending is good.
Obvious perks there. It's a good living. It's a good future.
All right. See you.
...signing autographs, making the girls go--
It's funny because when I got home, there were actually only coffees...
Jimmy was Jimmy. Jimmy was...
- Did you just say, "buddy"? - Shut up.
But I'm not going to do that, because I don't want to.
What's going on? Remember me from...?
Look, Jimmy Wilson is coming over the hill right now to give us a big deal.
You can't blame a mom for trying.
I done farted!
What are you talking about? About releasing those twins
- Sounds cool. - She's talking to Matt Ball, dude.
... hotter than hell, make it meat in the ass.
Ladies, nice balloons. Nice.
Give me five seconds. What?
- What's that feel like? - No, no, no, no.
Look at us, man.
It's so cool that I saw you here because I'm trying to get sponsored...
All right.
I just had the wildest dream, man.
That's because you don't smell like anus anymore.
Why did you do that?
...and the whole thing has turned into a disaster.
I don't believe you. You're still gonna bail on me.
I like them two at a time and round. Ladies!
I know your board is all cracked up, but you've gotta start spending money.
I think I love you.
You know, but-- You know, hey. Guys, just skate, you know?
So listen, are you guys going up to Santa Monica?
If you losers are really sponsored, where's the free stuff?
Sweet Lou cleans no man's poop.
You pulled some sick stuff in Santa Monica.
We're gonna die out here. We have no food and no car.
No, I figured that. I mean, I can tell, but...
In the van! In the van! Product toss. Look at that, free hat.
I've never seen skating like that. Hey!
So this is crazy, huh?
Brian Sumner!
Matt Jensen.
...and it's a one-way walk in the woods. - You got jokes?
I like your style, kid. Keep it up.
Mom.