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Would you excuse me, Marshall? I think I need to talk to Carla.
- Carla's late again. - Yeah, I know. I wonder why.
We could all take turns doing things with the kid.
You know Carla, she's proud.
The biggest argument I ever had with my wife
That's about the sweetest thing anybody's ever done...
Listen, if you need a trois for that ménage, I'll be in the bar.
- Exactly. - Depraved.
- Hi, everyone. - Hi, Carla.
and I've been raising them alone and it's been damned hard.
You know, Carla, I've been thinking.
to the baby and its luck at having such wonderful parents.
With the rain and everything and the wine,
- She's going to tell him the truth. - The truth about what?
Diane told me what's going on and I just have to say something.
I think I'd better just lie down for a minute, alright?
I can teach it how to slide into second base.
I could teach him how to hit your pitches out of the ballpark.
Sam, she is all alone in the world. She needs some support.
I see.
Tomorrow, I'm going to go to my lawyer,
Well, don't sing your own praises.
I just got carried away.
Besides everything else, it was our anniversary.
- Seen all the right movies. - Yes. Well, no.