Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people.

I'm not even on that plan.

This is your cell, I thought this was your off...

It's after five.

- Is it because you know I love Count Chocula? - Do you?

What about the surprise?

If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.

Will Today We are all fired

So it's not a free fall?

- Please knock, this is an office. - It says workspace.

- No, you can't fire me. - Yes I can, I'm manager for the day.

In the wild There is no healthcare

All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise.

See I learned improv from the greats, like...

Where are you going?

Times are tough, Pam. Deal with it.

- Interesting, what's that like? - You should try it sometime.

They have this thing where they send a bus,

Well if this were my career,

Everything just kind of a all inclusive free kind of storage.

Through any press release I can raise and lower my stock price at will

Anytime Michael asks me to do anything I just tell me that Dwight should do it.

I can't run, a lion eats me, and I'm dead. "

so what I'd like you to do,

busy busy busy, can't step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's dealing.

I'll make sure that's covered. Ok now, who wrote this, this hysterical one?

In the wild, there is no healthcare.

Ok, can you hold on one second, I'm getting a bip.

- Hello? - Hello.

Headed out. Part of my busy day.