Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

J.D., what the hell?

No, Kim, I'm sorry.

Everyone's been told that they have to bring backup outfits.

Oh! Speaking of which, I'm throwing you a bachelorette party.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

because my Grandma Lottie still thinks I'm a virgin,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You get the couch, I get the bed.

It's nice to get out of the house, even if you won't talk to me.

I just want a hotel that's on the beach.

I'm sorry, Kim. This is a big deal for me.

I just laid on the bed, staring at the door,

And how much easier life would be for my son if Kim and I were together.

who are actually allowed to act insane.

- Okay, let's make a list. - Sounds great.

Dude, I've done tons of these and, yes, there's a risk.

Dude, I know the pain sucks, but it's not gonna kill him.

Let me phrase my response in the form of a riddle.

Congratulations. I got a daughter, too.

I'm telling you, he could be playing tennis by the weekend.

Yeah, well, that was before I found out he had a kid.

they're not going to feel a heartbeat.