Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, Kim, I'm sorry.

It's nice to get out of the house, even if you won't talk to me.

Let me phrase my response in the form of a riddle.

I just want a hotel that's on the beach.

Dude, I know the pain sucks, but it's not gonna kill him.

- Okay, let's make a list. - Sounds great.

Dude, I've done tons of these and, yes, there's a risk.

they're not going to feel a heartbeat.

because my Grandma Lottie still thinks I'm a virgin,

J.D., what the hell?

Congratulations. I got a daughter, too.

Yeah, well, that was before I found out he had a kid.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You get the couch, I get the bed.

Oh! Speaking of which, I'm throwing you a bachelorette party.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

I just laid on the bed, staring at the door,

And how much easier life would be for my son if Kim and I were together.

Everyone's been told that they have to bring backup outfits.

I'm sorry, Kim. This is a big deal for me.

I'm telling you, he could be playing tennis by the weekend.

who are actually allowed to act insane.