Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're obviously never having kids.

Come on, Jessie. You're losing her.

What if the judge reads that crap in front of Lizzy?

Thanks. Merry... Merry Christmas.

But look how much fun everybody's having.

Of course it is perfect. It is yours.

How's your foot? You okay? You okay if I call you "Son"?

Juan, Lita, and Lizzy,

And some of these kids can often languish in the system,

Now we don't know what the hell to do.

- Your Honor, I have a statement. - Yes, I've read it, thank you.

- This is not cool, Lizzy! - I don't have to listen to you anymore, Pretend Mom!

- You're pregnant? - Oh, my God!

- What about that one? - Kiss again! Kiss again!

- Another one. - Yeah.

She's just not what I pictured at all.

You're an asshole.

- Go on, count. Count to 20. - All right, buddy.

Very sweet, a little guarded. Kind of had a little wall around her.

I mean, we wanted to meet... Oh, my gosh.

I'm sor... I am. Just then I was. But it's... Look.

Speaking of which, I found your statement to the judge on your printer.

- We're not equipped for that. - What do we have to be equipped for?

Mom, have you seen my phone?

You did not kill Mr. Hendrickson.

- You pick a color, we're doing it. - You'd look great in green.

We're making connections. Okay? I just taught Lita how to ride a bike.

Like just take one look at them and just know, like when you and me met.

That's Charlie.

You know what? Go put some clothes on, a lot of them.

Wait, wh-what's that noise?

No! Not better than me! I can't with you. Can you please deal with her, Pete?

- Why are you yelling at me? I'm just trying to help you. - I'm not yelling at...

No, no, I'm staying in your black room. These guys are leaving.

Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm not too sure about any of this.

Sorry. That was just wrong. Yeah, I just do that. You guys hug.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you didn't just know?

Okay, have a seat.

- Ma'am, please sit down. - Please, Your Honor, can you let me say the answer?

Mom, I told you to text or call.

Dirk? Would you consider siblings?

I also understand that you've been sober for the last five months.

- We're gonna go with you. - We're right here.

No, we're not. But you know what we are? We're here.

That's why we wrote it like that, Mom.

I want my chips!

Right. You gotta laugh or you'll never make it through this.

Sandy, come on, it's started!

Grandma Sandy's in the house. We can begin.

You know, not too sexy.

She didn't answer her phone.

No. Two, maybe, but there's no way we can do three.

And, uh, let's talk about what happened.

She doesn't like talking about that kind of stuff, so just go easy.

Whoa, Juan. What are you doing, buddy?

- Oh! - You're literally crazy!

I'm gonna beat you!

Hey, Jan, Jerry. They're here.

Juan! Did you say something? Juan!

Just to clarify,

- What are you doing? - Look, I'm trying to put it out!

Yeah, and we're hoping to get them out of their current foster placement.

and then they got distracted, and then I yelled at Juan,

We-We'll talk after.

This is the opposite of a support group.

- Yeah. - Well, that's good news.

I'm really gonna miss them.

I didn't hit her!

You give those to me.

- I'm just saying... - Just stop it!

I'll go get her. You watch the kids.

All right! First try!

Are you two gonna stand there all night,

Okay, keep going. Get the words for me.

Most of our foster parents are really terrific, caring people.

This whole thing was your idea. Now I'm pumped about it, and you're not?

- I'll see you guys later. - Actually, we were just gonna go on the water ride.

I feel bad, like we're breaking up a family.

with the offspring of some criminal or drug addict.

Check it out. I put the storage at the end of the island, like you suggested.

As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool.

and then each week we'll mix it up.

until they become adoptable.

Well, you know her better than I do.

- Wow. How'd this happen? - I don't know.

Okay. So you're punishing me with manual labor.

I'm happy. I am. I...

That's not really a bath toy.

Don't say "pound," don't say "dog." Just don't.

- Hi. How's she doing? - She's good.

Well... When we got this house, it was a dump.

It's okay. I'm sorry too.

- Yeah! - Yeah.

Get out! Move your ass! Come on!

- You don't talk to my wife like that! - This is from Ann Taylor. Loft!

The life was by your side, thank you.

How many photos did you take? What is wrong with you?

You trying to break my heart? I just got home from work.

- Wow, you have a lot of teddy bears. - These are just court bears.

You want to go with her or stay here with Juan?

Louder. Crazier. Come on. Come on! You're about to be a mom!

Yes, Your Honor. I'm capable now.

There you go. Dad, Dad, Dad!

- Hey. - Hey, you all done in there?

- Go ahead, Judge. - Thank you, Grandma Sandy.

- Yeah, Lizzy... - At once?

- Hey, Dad. - What's up, Son?

- Feels good, huh? I told you. - Yeah.

- Hello, dear. - Hi.

It was so smart to get rid of Blake Griffin. That was a great trade for them.

Uh, you two, come on. Who wants to...