Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, lady, gimme that. That's not yours. - He's 22!
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
She was telling me about that kid Jacob,
Eyes closed.
- All right, that one's on me. - It absolutely is.
Jesus, that is a trout!
- Hey, Lizzy! - Hey, what's up?
- She's taking naked selfies of herself? - What are you doing to my phone?
- Wow, it's looking good. - Huh? You like it?
We were excited. Did we go overboard?
You may all be seated.
And we get our clean house and date night back.
Holy...
I don't know if I can get pregnant.
Hold my hand. Gonna be a little pinch. Look at me.
You're it. I'll hide and you count. Okay?
- You're gonna look like a beautiful princess. - Oh!
Lita, stay right there!
Uh, I have no idea. I just woke up this morning and...
Oh. Yeah. And check this out.
Juan, what did you say?
And someday I'm gonna give you away at your wedding.
So I was talking to Karen and Sharon, and they...
Not such a big man now, are you? Come on, whip it out!
- Her mother... - Set the house on fire, passed out with a crack pipe.
And I didn't make it easy on them.
I'll ask. You guys are overthinking this.
- We were doing fine. - You said that we were in a rut.
- Thank you. - Well, thank you, pal.
- Say "family." - Family!
- Thank you, by the way. - Where are the kids?
It's not just she, it's we. And we are. Very serious.
- I just said she's not a house. Are you listening to me? - Okay. No, I am.
That is correct. We're just not having any luck.
What? You don't.
Your real kids will be very different. Can't erase 'em.
You might want to consider upgrading to a sibling set.
It's a nice thought, but we're...
Well, you were, honey. You were.
Dirk. We'll see you in the classes, buddy. Bye, guys. Hey.
No, what? Are you talking to me? Who am I?
and never seems to follow through with them.
She's... She kind of looks normal.
Pete and Ellie from foster orientation?
You just take it and try to throw it into his mouth.
my mom and her boyfriend decided it would be a good idea
Mom, it's too late. We submitted it last week.
We're not doing this without you.
Hell of a lot cheaper than in vitro too.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Honey, put those down for me. Thank you.
and how he doesn't say much so she can't tell if he likes her.
- Just maybe a little... - Inbred.
- Well, not yet! - Not yet.
Okay, folks, our .26 hearing is now a Change of Circumstance hearing
Yeah.
That's a shame.
- Got that packet we're supposed to bring? - Yeah, I'm all set.
Hey! Lizzy, Lizzy, please! Lizzy, no, okay? I've got this.
Look, kid, just put down the weapon, okay?
- Pete and Ellie. - Yeah, we know. Come on in.
- What? - ...were they to hang out with your kids, if they're...
- He's the bad guy. - You're not going anywhere.
Why? It can't be a no bad answer for a school newspaper.
- Here, water! - No, we need ice!
She just comes out here, she takes all this stuff out,
I could just eat you two up! And how's my baby boy?
- I hate them so much. - Me too. They're the worst.
- Come on, giggly. Sit down. - I'm gonna shift the plates.
I felt like I was... I felt like I was babysitting other people's kids.
I'm Stewart. You probably... You... What's up?
But the one connection
- They got lucky. - Yeah, you hit the jackpot, lady.
we're gonna be in the front row embarrassing you.
You better not embarrass me at the restaurant.
Shoot.
that with some structure and love
Juan. Lita.
El, you okay?
"Lizzy once asked us why we took them in.
- You know what I mean. - No, we don't know.
Yes! And that's okay to be frustrated! We're all frustrated.
I just wanted to have the Avatar talk. Now we did, so I'm good.
- I'm sorry. - We know there's so much we don't know.
- Everyone does it! It's no big deal! - It's a big, huge, giant deal!
Ronit?
and it's not that expensive at all.
- All right. - Lita?
You guys want to see your rooms? Come on. Let's go check out your room.
And then we can pair you with some kids that you can foster
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Right? We squirt a few tears, we act super devastated.
- Yeah. - And how did this happen?
But did you meet any kids that you're curious about?
We met one little girl who was sitting all by herself.
Buy yourselves some souvenirs and junk food.
We don't even volunteer on a holiday.
This man has been sending lewd comments and photos to our daughter.
You can get nail out by foot to heal Don’t you worry you can get the foot again
So just go on. It's okay.
I...
I mean, is that true?
We try so hard to engage with him,
What is it? It's a sewing machine! What do you think?
We're Dana and Dirk McCann.
No, we thought of that. But it doesn't feel like a period.
of when Pete and his degenerate friends stole a pizza truck.
Why did you suddenly feel the urge to get foster kids?
- God, what a Nazi bitch. - What did you call me?
No, out the window, Pussy Riot! Way you came in!
- No! I want Blue Sky Studios! - You're not having Blue Sky Studios!
- Pray on it. - The big guy wouldn't give you any more than you can handle.
and push buttons you didn't even know you had.
you are a still child for me okay
- You're with us now. - Yeah.
All right, October.
Yeah, we've decided together not to move forward with the foster thing.
who I can help to reach his full Division One scholarship potential.
- Don't write "whites only." That's not what he meant. - That's not at all what I meant.
- Three? Three kids? - Oh. What?
Okay. Not a good fit. So we'll just go.
Please, Kimmy. You just got here.
- This blood? This blood right here? - What's that supposed to mean?
But no matter what we do, I... I can't...
You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top.
Ma, it's just not a good time. So we're not doing this, okay?
Jacob. J...