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We need your help with Juan and Lita.
And people are gonna say some stupid shit.
I think she's just trying to say that we needed a new challenge,
You couldn't have taken five seconds to let us know nobody murdered you?
Really? That's how this works?
It was just a nice thought.
You're wearing that? Are you going to a strip club?
All right, so you guys gonna pick us up at 4:00?
Hey, buddy.
you put on a little less makeup than you do on the bad days.
- Sure, yeah. Yeah, whatever, yeah. - Yeah?
Oh, my God.
Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever.
- Mom. Hey, kids. - Oh! Hi, honey!
We're about to do something insane.
And if I were to put the kids in your care,
- And what about preserving our family? - Yeah.
but you really love cheeseburgers.
Wow, uh, it's, yeah, darkest of the black tones.
You did? Was that fun?
But if you're willing to love these kids who need a mom and dad,
You want me to reheat it for you?
Relax. We'll get you there in one second, okay? You're...
The janitor? The adult-ass janitor?
That's... You suck!
to adopt.
Lita, duck!
Oh, fantastic.
- Hey. - Hey.
What are you doing? You want to get in? You wanna say hi to Lizzy?
You ever play fricking Candy Land?
- No. Make sure she gets out to my truck. - Bye, Daddy.
- Yeah. - Okay. Well, thank you. Bye-bye.
- What? - I told you that wasn't me!
Good night!
Come in, look around.
No? She doesn't like it? Why not?
Have a couple kids without the pregnancy and the hormones and the... the rage.
It's very unprofessional.
Good night, buddy.
Perfect. Let me go check in back, see what we have in stock.
I'm really thankful for that too.
You wanna watch a little Fixer Upper?
Who called it, huh? Who said it?
Okay. Tuck in, everybody.
It doesn't need any more kids.
I don't know, I just thought when we met our kids
Pedophile.
No, this is...
No.
but our baby has to be our blood.
You guys want me to deal with this, or do you still got it?
No. She said "made." That's past tense. There's a difference.
You made such a good impression on us when we met you,
Lita, don't do what Lizzy said. What did you say? C uatro? "Go to your bedroom"?
Because we... It was... I mean, I...
Guess what? We got a ride in a police car.
Where's her mom now?
- Wassup, baby girl? - Nothing.
- Is Lizzy okay? - She's a little upset right now, buddy.
Oh, I get it. My problems seem stupid now.
Good night, Mommy.
They are not your real children.
So for a child to be removed, conditions have to be pretty bleak,
Good. Now can we just go inside so we can talk about this?
- Mmm! - Eeeew!
We're not starving people here, okay? I have this under control.
Well, we met your sister, and she's so awesome.
- Exactly. - Hell.
- You ready to meet three kids? - Three kids?
The point is, when you are there, you let them get away with murder.
- What are we doing here? - Let's go.
Nothing has been decided yet.
bounced around from placement to placement.
Yeah, you too. Come on!
These are the kind of people who volunteer when it's not even a holiday.
- To you? - Yeah!
We see potential in things, we fix 'em up. Like they did.
Speaking of which, next up we have October,
It's gonna be long and weird.
Would not-her-parents do this?
If she's hostile with you again, maybe try using the three R's.
Here, take her. I think we'll get the point for us.
- Yeah, the big guy, he's blessed us with so much. - Mm-hmm.
Wow, that's a cute name. Jacob. I like... Like Jake.
Hey. Hey, baby.
Give me the phone! Let go!
Anybody else?
You wanna rotate like this, okay?
We're gonna be all over your ass about your grades.
- Yay! - That is so great.
If she thinks our statement's the reason her mom doesn't get custody,
- Just not nearly enough. - Not nearly enough parents.
Do you happen to know anybody named Jacob
Don't forget, when Lizzy was ten her mother would disappear for weeks at a time,
And at that same occasion, did you tell Lizzy to call CPS and to come and take the kids?
- Yeah. - Awesome.
God forbid we actually try to parent the little ones. No, no, that's her territory.
We've been dealing with all of this shit!
You guys are doing good.
nobody to come home to on the holidays
- You did it on purpose! - What?
What are they doing here?
Dad?
Now, you gotta step up and become the parents.
I bought? You loved it too. And that's not even the point.
- Hey, I'm so sorry about this. - Ellie, come on!
We are going to adopt through foster care, just like you guys!
- There's no fight. There's no trouble. - Let's get out of here.
who might be hanging around with our daughter, Lizzy Viara?
So I think the best thing is for you to adopt them.
and you're gonna have a couple of lunch dates."
But if you're afraid we can't handle knowing the bad stuff, or the scary stuff,
That's how your children feel every day of their lives.
- You're driving me crazy! - Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Mwah!
Oh, hi.
I think, uh...
I don't care. I said no. That's not happening, okay?
- What? Who is this person, Lizzy? - Open the door!
- Yeah. - Okay.
- This is Carla. She's... - Their mom.
We've also been trying to conceive now.
All right, everybody, I want you all to imagine
Thank you.