Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Stop. - Okay. I know. It's...
That's right, we're here and we love you.
- We'd just like to share it with a child that needs a home. - Yeah.
I-I-It's just... Is it a problem...
- Swing away. - Okay.
- No. - Oh.
is it accurate that you left Juan and Lita alone in your car
- Uh... - I-I made a pie.
- What happened? - Juan broke Potato Chips.
- If that's okay with you, honey. - Yee-haw, baby.
Number two: relate.
You know how the blue guys couldn't fight off the unobtanium guys
And prior to that assault,
Oh! Uh... I don't think that's...
Yeah, yeah.
But guess what? They're not adopted yet.
I love frozen yogurt.
- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Oh, God. Hold on.
She said it's the first time she's heard of CPS
They don't want to be stuck here with a bunch of old farts like you two.
Nice.
I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry.
that it would be like this cosmic connection, you know?
You can't buy these pita chips anymore. They're way too spicy.
We're going back to our house, where we all live, at 7:00!
We are so sorry. Are you okay?
Wow.
And also with us today are Juan, Lita, and Elizabeth Viara?
I just wanted to apologize for what I wrote to the judge.
um, here's what I think is best.
I'll just wait outside. Okay.
- The Clippers are awesome. - We love the Clippers. Are you kidding me?
- and if we touch it, it's just... - Mmm.
- Bye-bye, scumbag. - Filthy pedophile.
It's a foster joke.
and then we can figure something out.
I think we're gonna be late for school.
We couldn't give her an answer at the time.
What if there was, like, a disaster?
- I love it. - Right?
Uh, meet you guys at... What time are we going back to your house?
I actually think this group has got the grit to face some unpleasant...
That's gonna be us soon.
And I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuck right off!
Our foster kids aren't gonna act like that. That's on you guys.
All right, everybody, hands.
Lizzy. Let's just... Let's... Let's try something else.
I'm deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete.
And the schools here are fantastic if you have a baby.
one of which is a teenager.
me after cam sent me his cock
Occupied! Sorry!
are spending Thanksgiving without any family at all.
No, no. Hey, hey, leave her alone.
- Where are you going? - I'm calling my caseworker.
You okay?
- Lizzy, please. - Give her the phone.
- Mm-mmm. - And listen.
I got here early, Lizzy saw me, and she came over and just starts talking.
I need you to think about something that really pisses you off.
Babe, we'd make 100K off this flip all day long.
until the white guy showed up and pretended to be a blue guy?
Normally, you go out and chat up some random kid in a park and you're gonna get arrested.
Oh, God.
No, she didn't. Because why would she, um, fill out all the forms
Oh, my babies, you got so big!
- Watch your feet, okay? - Raised feet!
- That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. - She's jealous!
- How was care group? - So much fun.
I'm Grammy "Hw-an" and this is Grandpa "Hw-erry."
- I love potato chips. - Potato chips are my favorite.
- Look at that face. - Yeah.
Juan. Lita. Come on.
unless a wonderful family like yours steps up for them.
If you put the doll back, I'll get you a giant ice cream sundae.
Hey. I'm Ellie.
like Brian Hendrickson's dad.
He's gonna have to leave a note.
Yeah.
- Are you sure? - I got it.
I mean, our food rations, the blast radius.
but with no family to help me pick a college,
What'd I tell you? The fireplace, the built-ins here.
I mean, that is the plot of The Blind Side, so...
and then I just said that thing that I said, and now you're grounded!
but we have every color of kid in the system.
We're looking for a child of any gender or ethnicity up to nine years old.
- Lookit! A bed and a bunny! - What do you think?
the primary goal of the system is family preservation.
I never get tired of watching white people fight.
unless you have any other concerns.
It was all true.
Come on, guys. Don't be sad on our last night.
- Well, that... - Yes, Your Honor, but in our defense...
- Just help get the stuff out of the back. - Lita! Lita! Honey.
Bye, sweetie.
Good job, Michael.
That's not gonna bring him back from that peanut butter sandwich you fed him.
- What's wrong? Come on. - I want to stay with Mom.
Thank you.
Careful with your foot, Juan. Bye, Lita.
I crossed a boundary there.
We're gonna buy you your first prom dress.
So, uh, nobody's being moved.
You, uh...
I love the bunny 'cause she has a skirt.
How is the new school?
I'm not saying she's a house like the way I said the dog thing in there,
I can tell by looking at you that not all y'all are gonna make it.
Look, you're overthinking it, bro. None of my kids were planned.
- Oh, my God. - Come on, let's get the janitor.
Are you with them? Do you know those guys?
It's okay, buddy.
- Yes, please. - Yes!
Hey, Juan, what did you say?
- You made it. - Hi.
- Looks like a robot, buddy! - Lita, look at this big box!
- What do you think of that, Jacob? - My name's not Jacob!
- You did. - Yeah.
the judge changed your .26 hearing to a Change of Circumstances hearing
I would like you all to know that thousands of children
- I didn't do a look. - Totally did a look.
Bye.
Meatball. Hey! Hey, buddy!
- Yes! - Oh, those are good ones.
Mom, give us a few minutes. We were just in the middle of a family meeting.
Never mind. Thanks.
- I'm good. Good night. - Oh. Night, kiddo.
And Lita just got 100 on her last spelling test.
Hey, guys. Wow, you really like cardboard boxes, huh?
Don't shut that door. I mean it!
I knew it wasn't gonna work with her.
Actually, if you read your foster parent regs,
This kid is harmless, baby. Trust me.
I'm so sorry you have to carry all your stuff in these awful bags.
I mean, Sharon said she's been clean for four months.
Him? That redhead kid right there? The kid with the soup can for a...?
Over a half million children are currently in foster care.