Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Stop talking. - Ellie.

- Mom's here. - Okay.

We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry.

- Uh, that's my daughter. - The radiator kid?

That's right, we've got a cosmic connection.

Would you like to share your news?

Yeah, she's not just gonna step aside and let you two take over.

- We're gonna try again. - Definitely try.

- Yeah, we'll be back. - We'll be back soon.

- Unlock the window! - And if I say anything about any of it...

Hey. What's wrong?

Yeah, we would. And right now everybody thinks we're saints.

but now they're called rescue dogs and everybody wants one.

Okay, what do we have here?

You're not terrible. Now get on in there and find you a family. Go on.

me when i see mae

- Actually, there's this one guy, Jacob. - Yeah?

- That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Hello. My name is October Ross Jennings.

Get some sleep, kids.

- Yes, Your Honor. - Yes, Your Honor.

It's so clean and quiet in here.

- Huh? How'd that feel? - It felt good!

We didn't take her kids, Ellie.

We are here today to officially create a new family.

And, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner,

Those kids were living like feral cats in a crack house.

- It's, um... - That's a Sharpie.

The thing is, over half the kids who age out of foster care

create an open concept through the kitchen.

- Did I make it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw!

It wasn't their fault. They didn't do anything.

- Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door!

What are you doing? Take it out!

Oh, great. I'm so glad that she loves her black bedroom.

and trash bags in the middle of the night and move them back to the Muskies?

What do you guys think?

They were completely uninterested.

We spend day in and day out dealing with things

- Oh, uh, sorry. - You don't have to say sorry. That's okay.

- Ow! Ow. - Calm down. Don't cry.

Of course, if you two thought you could make room for an older child...

- "Pete, please?" Exactly. - No, I...

I grew up a lot like that kid.

- Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll. - Wow.

Hey, thank you.

- But you just said she won't let us. - Nope, she won't.

- I don't want this! - Hey!

Not really a rut. Just the same old routine. You know?

Here's a hundred.

Uh, my mom got out a few months ago, so...

That's not the only thing they're gonna break.

I'm so sorry. It's not my fault.

we wanted to get to know you a bit more.

All right. Get up! Come on. Let's go.

Yeah. That's my daughter.

And that statement ain't gonna help.

- She's gonna drive. - Oh, yeah?

- Saved you a little walking time. - We had a front space.

that weren't donated from total strangers, so...

Oh, yeah. Oh, dear.

And that was helpful.

All right, come on.

- Mm-hmm. - Right?

Can we just take a moment, calm down, and take a few breaths?

- Oh, no! - That's gonna... What? Hey! Hey!

- Christmas is boxes. - Yes.

Thank heaven he didn't seriously hurt one of the other kindergartners.

that we couldn't read in court, just so you have it.

Bye, Brenda. Great job. Amazing. All right, Kit, bye.

- You sure you don't wanna give her chips? - No, we're not giving her chips.

- What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy!

bounty of super fun cardboard boxes.

Pete, we're not talking about you, man.

Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious.

Can you please get off the counter, honey? It's dangerous.

with everything and everyone.

For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there.

she's losing her connection

I think I have to take a crap.

- Shut up, Russ. - All right.

Sorry I don't dress like an uptight douche like you.

- What about the presents? - I would've went crazy if I got a robot.

- Hey, buddy. - It's all right, buddy. We're here.

We did it because something was missing in our lives, but we didn't know what it was.

She got a T-shirt.

we can find a way to get these little assholes out of our house!

You guys picking us up? Where's Mom?

I'm so sorry. I feel terrible. I, uh...

And I haven't seen her. I was hoping I could see her.

I think they might be recognizing a little bit of a honeymoon period.

Yeah. You're such a good boy.

- With ketchup? - Put it out!

I quit bringing it up because every time I did, you'd say it's not the right time.

You're on Facebook, right? I'll find you. Okay!

Okay. Okay. Well...

I know. I just...

I'll tell you what's not normal, is your kids not knowing what Six Flags is.

What do you think?

"Sexually harassed"? What do you mean? Their parents made lewd comments?

Hey, number three, where's your mother?

- Yes. - That's very good news.

- Amen. - Amen.

Really small for her age too. Maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something.

Huh. Turns out Lizzy's mom is finishing a sentence in county jail.

You know that too, because they obviously came in through the window.

Next thing I know I'm in full mom mode, giving her advice, like,

- Come on, Ellie. - He didn't do any of it!

And next we have Pete and Ellie.

Hey. It's okay, sweetie. Did you have a bad dream?

- Sorry, guys. - Sorry.

Listen, guys, right now, you're all they've got.

I don't know, maybe next time you guys...

Sweetie, we're so sorry.

Congratulations, guys. I'm so happy for you.