Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You all set? - Yep.
You know that we love you, right?
We didn't take her kids, Ellie.
What do you think it is, Mom? Wild guess. Dick. Pic.
We want to thank the Lord for our first Christmas together.
Get out of here!
- I did not cave. - Oh, you caved.
Oh, my goodness. Oh.
Or big.
She's not fat. She's body positive.
Bye, Meatball.
That was good.
Can we just get out of here, you coward?
Yeah, she got clean because she was in jail, Ellie.
That's a good idea, huh?
I can't get over it. They look just like normal kids.
we hear about you throwing food in the cafeteria one more time,
I always thought that I'd be a mom someday.
No, it's okay. Don't cry. Relax.
Okay.
That would depend. There's a lot of factors that go into it.
Oh. Oh, oh.
I know. I think it's awful. But they're teenagers, okay?
I'm one-eighth Comanche, okay? So I'm not that white!
Yeah.
who still hasn't been matched with a child.
Yeah, we just realized we hadn't thought it through properly, so...
- Wait. Did you say "made" a difference? - Yeah, she did.
you know, for everything they've done for us, yeah?
Peter and Elinore Wagner,
- I'm okay. - Okay.
Yeah, three.
Lita won't eat anything but potato chips.
Pete, if you don't want the kids,
No fair! I want some of that. Hey, honey.
Oh, good! You're home!
Most folks want nothing to do with teenagers.
- Yeah. - Last session.
And you know why? We've got a cosmic connection.
But does he have a lot of contacts?
Juan!
That was very smart. Put him right on this gurney.
I'm sorry if we're not as politically correct as you guys,
Like The Blind Side. Like the movie. Right? That's great.
- So you caved, huh? - No, I did not cave.
- We're stuck, aren't we? - Yeah, we are.
- Karen, there is no evidence to... - You've seen 'em.
- Eeew! - Eeew!
Clearly, it's not for them. Let's just flip this one, El.
Great. Yeah, I just... I have so many feelings.
It's got nothing to do with what just happened.
Yeah!
Hey. Excuse me! Heads up!
Okay, I think that's everybody.
With me wanting the kids or not wanting the kids?
I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought we were really connecting.
I got the whole family tickets to Six Flags!
Stop right now, or you're not getting lunch or dinner.
You know what? Tell the girls we need their car. Now!
And you might quit just to get some control back.
Before you jumped on in there,
- About the couch fire? - No. About your .26 hearing.
Look, Lizzy's mom is a product of the system
I know, I know, but we wanted to.
- I love hide and seek. - Okay, but just us. No girls.
Let's see it. Bust that shit up.
Sir, all I need to know is whether or not Lizzy is lying.
- Wow. - Nothing hard about kids.
- Oh! - Oh, gosh.
I protect it means the first recovery to us
Here's an idea. What if we adopt a five-year-old?
- Yeah. - It's cool. Great.
that we feel no family should have to go through.
Yeah, okay... Hey, Pete, Pete, just wait.
put 'em back.
And what's the boy situation? Anything exciting?
She came into care four years ago when she was 11.
Why don't you come on over here? Excuse me.
Yeah, Lizzy, you body-positive whore!
- We've been waiting one hour for you! - I'm the bad guy. Calm down.
Because we love you, Lizzy.
- Stop! Stop! - It's almost over.
And Lizzy's soccer team is undefeated.
Guys.
- Yes! Absolutely! - Oh, my God. "Our blood."
We're good! Thank you so much. We're good, thank you.
I swear to God, I'm gonna get pregnant again this afternoon just to spite you.
Good morning, folks.
I'm so sorry.
So, together we're all gonna decide which chore we'd like to do
I love the movie.
Whoo!
Definitely starting to hate me a bit less, right?
Oh, my God.
Well, guess what? You're grounded.
- Now we're just supposed to? - I know.
Hi, honey. Here we are.
Now we're talking!
I'm gonna find this Jacob kid and get to the bottom of this, okay?
- Lizzy. - Please just go away. You're not my parents.
Actually, I wanted to give you the statement we wrote
Good night.
Why is this funny?
I pronounce you a family.
Stay still. I got to wrap it up.
- Oh! You're a dick. - I'm kidding.
It's not fair. That is not...
Fourteen? Oh, my God!
Are you sure?
Uh, Kylie, Savanna, these are my, um...
- Come on. - Come on. Have a little vision.
- Hold my hand, hold my hand. - A little bit of a sting.
- Holy shit. Holy shit. - Yeah. Yeah.
And now Mom's ready to reunite?
So we went to the school and joined her in the cafeteria.
- Excuse me. - Y-You guys heading out?
No.
Is that her real mom? Yeah, that's a harsh move.
and I'll just jot you down for "whites only."
But things have been a little chaotic around here, and we need things to be normal.
It's messed up, I know, but the county puts these on
And, Miss Viara, do you feel capable of responsibly caring
- Wow. Hello. - What is that?
Is this that kid Jacob you were talking about?
Okay. Lunch it is.
Juan, drop it right now!
she doesn't know how to make my noodles the way I like to have them?
You're a brave boy, you hear me? Look at me. You're so brave. Yeah?
- It's brutal! - It's very dull.
I know she's getting these texts. I can see the dots.
and cranking his explicit music till all hours.
It was a little out of context maybe, but there's no hard feelings.
Motherfucking Mr. pickles
Almost done.
- Did you guys go to prison? - No. We were... just in jail.
I'm so sorry. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey.
- Like the Avatar thing. - Avatar?
I like it. It's really... dope.
You're crazy.
Ow! Oh!
- Of course. I mean, that's... - Yeah.
You didn't have to get all this stuff for us.
Mm-hmm.
Try it.
- What? I do not. - You do.