Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's good. It's like... It's, um... It's school.

A-Are you jo... You're not joking? My God. I'm so sorry.

Pete, you tell her what my nationality is! Tell her!

So you don't know what's gonna happen.

We're not rich. I mean, we're doing okay.

Let her go with her friends.

Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here?

I like the way she says her J's.

- That's it. - It's done! It's done. It's done.

Sending pictures of your knob to a 15-year-old girl?

- Hey! Excuse me. - What's up, man? Wanted to catch a fade, huh?

- What, like a dirty bomb? - Whatever.

Can I put my bears in there?

That was gonna be me, trying to start my adult life,

I am always the bad guy because you're never there.

- They're right outside, if you guys wanna follow me. - Yes! Yes.

I'm just going to say hello. I know. I don't think we should do that.

You know, we gotta just accept that we made a terrible mistake

The rut was easy and quiet. You know, I miss the rut. But you had to be a mommy.

I'm so sor... We... We're terrible people. I'm sorry.

I'm just gonna go check on Lita.

Me be like after Christmas

and Lizzy is strong-willed and she won't trust easily.

And at the time, we couldn't answer her."

- You sure you're okay? - Yeah.

And Juan just doesn't use his head.

Hey. How's it going?

- Tres. - Tres.

"Well, sometimes with the quiet types you'll have to make the first move."

- Hey, guys, check it out. There's some shit going down. - Lizzy, the phone.

Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.

Lizzy gave you the look and you caved.

And you know that.

You think you're better than me, huh?

- We gotta get going. - Take care.

We don't have a year-long engagement on this thing.

Let's make them feel welcome.

- And you know I can do it. - Really?

I've never seen it. So, please, it's your turn. Just do not talk to me anymore.

Is anybody interested in playing with the giant dollhouse it took three hours to assemble?

including the... the very lucky kids

- She doesn't like it. - I think she loves it.

- Okay. Yeah. - It's just here.

And my plums aren't shaved.

- What? - My name is Charlie.

You must be Lizzy. Come here!

Will you look at them!

- There's no trouble. - Maybe even a fight.

You're good parents, looking out for your kids.

But we can take you through the eight-week foster parenting course,

Yeah, hi. I'm Lizzy. Um, this is Lita and Juan.

Little Juanny's upchucking in the trash bin!

I said that, Your Honor, but again,

That's terrible. What about the father?

- Hey, look, we got some snacks. - Come on, Lucas, right over here.

we can, I promise.

- Can you help me? - Yeah.

Hey, you're not going anywhere. Stop right there!

Except instead of grieving...

You never said I couldn't have any people over.

She's got a knife.

Calm down. I'm gonna fix her, okay? Here you go. See?

You know, family court is important work.

When someone does terrible things to the children we love,

Hello! Hey, help, please.

Hey! Did you have fun?

Potato Chips has been bad today. Bad girl!

Go potty, put your shoes on. We're gonna go, okay?

Yeah, I would love to.

Hey, Mr. Hendrickson, go long!

Okay, all your court bears are in here, the new ones as well.

Come on. I'm getting him.

I'm No TV? Yeah. No TV. Because I just No TV you.

Absolutely! Miss Peppers!

Yeah, Lizzy comes with two younger siblings, Juan and Lita.

- Um, I mean... - I... Oh, God.

- No! I want Blue Sky Studios from Fox!

Yeah, let's do it.

- The Muskies might lose that meal ticket. - Karen, please.

Well, there's some good news.

Now you're telling me she's back on... Ow!

...much. That was incredible. Thank you.

I'm David, and this is my wife, Jessie.

No, honey, it's "Hway-cob."

- You got it? - I got it.

There you go, Juan.

We're never gonna do that.

I know, but we were always so broke.

Just put the knife down, honey.

But the Muskies are not abusive or evil.

You know what? I think I can help.

I'm so sorry. You are so right.

- Great idea, by the way. - It's awesome.

- I'm gonna get dinner started. - Okay.

I walked them through some of my better bird-watching stories.

- Everybody go potty! - Yeah, I went potty.

I think our kids made us realize just what kind of a rut we were in before.

You're doing so good, buddy.

And this has you feeling what? Frustrated? Scared? Lost? Is that it?

A couple of months.

But we have to try, people.

Show everybody those big shaved plums you're so proud of!

So on these rare days when we get to smile at work,

leaving Lizzy to parent Juan and Lita all by herself.

Oh, yeah. Lizzy's such a great kid.

When. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kimmy.

ever since her mother's boyfriend started her on meth when she was 11.

The courts took 'em. There's nothing we could do.

these... these kids could blossom, right?