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Karen, we've had plenty of fathers who have stepped up,

Time to erase these ideals right now.

You look like a white woman This is a nice outfit ha

Do you wanna put posters on the wall, paint it?

- Are you saying that we should let her parent the kids? - Are you paying attention?

- Okay. - Right this way, Dad.

We wouldn't recommend this match if we didn't believe

Was it all the funnel cakes we ate?

Do you guys want to come in?

These are really, really good potatoes.

Look at the way Lizzy's looking at her.

Yes! I'm a little afraid to say anything, but yes, that's basically how we feel.

- Why are you doing this to me? - I'm sorry. No?

Really took me back to the good old days.

When's the part we cough up 12 grand to fix the rotted-out foundation?

You're right. You shouldn't be pushed into something you don't want to do.

- All right. - All right?

Speaking of court, um,

- Yeah. - All right. We'll set it up.

she's gonna hate us more than she does now.

Yes, Your Honor.

She's 15. She's a terrible parent. She needs to be a kid.

or contacted her kids in over two years,

But why don't you calm down

Yeah, it's going pretty good.

Anyone ever starts shit with any of you, they have to deal with me.

Pretty much since the first night we met, right?

- Hey, I never had a problem with it. - I think it's smart.

I'm gonna be honest with you, all right?

I think we should take Lita to the lobby.

What am I gonna look like?

So this won't be child abuse. Pete!

So, you two went out and found yourself a teenager after all, huh?

- Good night, buddy. - Good night.

What exactly is a dick pic?

You got a T-shirt? You got a T-shirt?

He just said you guys were never gonna have kids. Then you did a definite look.

I'm sick of looking at that. To hell with it. I'm going over there.

All right. Good night.

It's nice to see Lita and Juan get presents

And everybody feels sorry for us.

Pretty soon I was 14.

- She didn't mean that. - I did not mean that.

A Christmas tree?

And they're moving from place to place, and they don't have anybody,

You're just another white lady who wants to adopt little charity orphans

- It was the greatest thing I've ever heard. - I know.

I know you don't like this,

They made me deliver drugs for them.

- Okay, okay, okay! - I want a Barbie!

You listen to me, crazy woman!

but no matter what we do, Jake just wants to hang out in his room,

All right. Just don't cry, okay?

But I do love you both.

Sometimes the universe thinks it's funny if I drop $26,000 on in vitro first.

Oh, no. Oh, God!

And you're not that old.

- We've got the pizza! - Juan, whoa, whoa. What are you doing, bud?

- Come on. - Let's go get the box.

Told you we'd make it. Stop it!

Okay, everybody, why don't we learn your names

Yeah, thank you, guys.

Needs some work.

- These seats are saved. - Yeah, they're saved for me.

Yeah, well... it's a little weird.

- You're not allowed to take my phone! - What's she doing?

You're gonna get some funny looks.

you: want pay now

You told me to give you a few weeks to settle in.

- You can't hold it like that. - Hi, Mom.

"If you don't show me something soon, I might lose interest."

Since Lizzy's mom has been keeping up with her reunification steps,

and remember...

She said... she can't do it.

That's what we do. We renovate houses. Ellie did all the design work.

I saw what you wrote to her: "If you don't show me something, I'm gonna lose interest."

- He's 22. - Yeah, I'm 22. So what?

Juan started playing piano. Right, buddy?

and you're a dead man.

Yeah. This is what we do. We can knock that out in 20 minutes.

Jim, I say it's important to work out for somebody nice.

He doesn't need a phone.

Are we gonna turn her away because we're not special enough?

We're talking about crack babies and kids who have been sexually harassed.

We'll be in the shop.

Then just give me 14 months to think about it. How 'bout that? Come on.

Oh, yeah, she's right there.

We're gonna call your mom, tell the principal, maybe even call the police.

Pipe down with that crap. We are not friggin' related.

It'd be like I got cracking when I was 36. How about that?

- Okay, I love you. - I love you.

I got you, um...

No, she's not lying.

How do you know my uterus is perfect? We've never even tried to have kids.

Thanks, you guys.

- Where's Lizzy? - Right there. See her?

Wait, wait. So we would have... three children?

I know it's Christmastime and you may have memories and things.

- How 'bout that? - How 'bout that?

I want you guys to meet Pete and Ellie.

- I got you, buddy. I got you. - Get in, get in, get in.

♪ And you smell like one too ♪

And it's not their fault! And they're not damaged goods!

She does really well in school. Come on back.

These kids will test your will,

Is that still the case?

- So now you think we're special enough? - Maybe we are.

The reason she's sitting away from others is because she has a family,

Friggin' related.

Now... Whoa, whoa! Don't waste it, all right? I want you to do me a favor.

Hey. Hey, hey, buddy.

And it looks like she's got a real shot.

- Better, yeah? - Oh, wow. Yeah. Thank you.

- You must be Pete and Ellie? - Yeah, I'm Pete. Hi.

you know you're not good enough and you are going to get fired.

Juan, Lita, this is Sandy. This is Pete's mom.

- Bye, Lizzy. - Have a great day.

- Oh, yeah. - Hi. How you doing?

- They're amazing. - Okay.

Does that mean Santa comes here?

- There you go. You like that? - Yeah, that was good.