Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The system is overloaded, okay?

I would be thankful to know why you all have a problem with this.

in the middle of the night when we're asleep."

I love the big rides. You want to go on the...

- You're done! - Done!

What? No, you don't. You don't even know me.

Ho-ho! Double shot!

And why are you bringing two girls little by little just for the first time, anyway?

- What I was gonna say... - Before I told it like it is?

You know, family court is important...

and it's like the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, it really looks like you've got it.

- I tried being the bad guy. You wouldn't let me. - Okay, fine. I'm sorry.

I'm thankful for my beautiful grandchildren,

- Is this funny, Kit? - I think we're all enjoying this a little bit, Pete.

- No, she doesn't like it when you... - Come here!

Pete, Ellie, I understand your frustration.

by the authority vested in me by the state of California,

- Trying to make up... - This is it?

When I was growing up, a lot of people thought I was damaged goods too.

- What happened? - He's got a nail in his foot.

Took a lot to convince her to accept placement in an adoptive home.

- It wasn't a look. - I think we just started some trouble.

Fifteen-year-old girls should never be naked, ever!

- Uh-huh. - Thanks, Grandma Sandy. Thanks!

- I knew before we got married, okay? - That's the point.

- Would you like to take a picture with the judge? - Yeah, sure. Thank you.

The kid carrying her whole life in a Hefty bag.

Yeah. Just let me know if it pulls, okay?

God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom!

All right, look.

Oh, is that that boy Jacob?

And right now I kind of envy them. But I know you guys love me.

Yeah. The other two are jackassing around out back.

so, yeah, she's pretty much a nonissue.

- God, can you blame her? - Well, but listen.

You can't wear sneakers. We gotta look good today.

Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.

You killed my dad!

Hey. I've got a car seat for Lita if you don't have one.

Nice! Nice. And we hear you that you're frustrated with the chart.

or cry to when my first boyfriend dumped me for Missy Howard.

You're doing such a good job, buddy. We're right here.

- Excuse me. Sorry. So sorry. Occupied. - Hey! Sorry.

- That's right. - We're gonna be at every soccer game.

- I've worked harder than you've ever... - Yeah, I know, you're a badass.

Karen is not advocating vandalism in the workplace.

- I thought you said his name was Jacob. - Really?

to make you feel good about yourself.

That sweet kid from school is sending you photos of his beeswax?

You remember I told you we weren't special enough for this?

- Let's not call her bad names. - Don't tell me how to treat my kid!

Bye, guys. Nice to meet you.

Lizzy, can we go home now?

Thank you so much! He didn't do any of that.

Um, w-we'd have to...

Just FYI, we can all hear you.

Oh, my God. You guys are gonna have kids now, aren't you?

Will you just trust me? Come on.

Where's the court statement Ellie gave you?

Pete, you'd said you'd say something to her next time she acts all bitchy.

- Let's go, guys. - Let's go.

these days mean a great deal to all of us.

I got on Lizzy just last night when she wouldn't clean up after dinner!

So I'm pretty sure the multiplex is a comparatively safe environment.

I just thought 'cause of the gay guys' conceiving joke that we were...

- It's so warm. - Hey, put the pizza down.

They find this kid in a state of disrepair,

Maybe I just wanted to be the fun parent for once instead of being the bad guy.

But it's difficult work.

- Dude, it walks and talks. - This could be my helmet!

The same way you got fired from your last three jobs.

Everybody knows you can't have people over when you're grounded.

Wait. Wait! Wait! Wait.

Did it come in a big box?

Well, guess what.

Hands, hands, hands. Thank you.

But we all need to keep in mind that until the kids are adopted,

Just stay there, Juan.

Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force Lizzy's friends to leave your home

- Rather than what, Jan? Just spit it out. - Hell, I'll say it.

- They're here. - I love you.

- I'm the bad guy. Watch this. - Bye.

In your heart of hearts,

- Did Lizzy tell you that? - Oh, come on, Ellie.

No, don't show me that. I don't want to see those little faces.

- Don't freak out about it. - No! Why would I freak out about it?

There's a gym and a frozen yogurt machine right there in the break room.

and turn it into a crazy life decision.

- It's just a SpongeBob knife. - It's still a knife.

- Huh? - Christmas!

Sweetie, good night. I love you.

"Lizzy, it's okay to be angry.

- Whoo! - There we go. Yes!

We're having a baby. We are having a baby.

We tried to take it, but his birth mother gave it to him,

Yeah... Whoa! Oh!

I know, I know, but she kind of... She looks okay.

Hey, kids, dinner!

- Come here. - Hey, I'm right here.