Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay. - All right.
"Thanks for watching them"? Like we've just been fricking babysitting for five months?
Uh, no. Wait, you mean the one in your hand?
I mean, unless you want to.
We just want to make a nice home for you. Is that so wrong?
Before you weren't grounded, you weren't anything,
That is such great news. I'm so happy for both of you.
- How long have everyone's eyes been open? - Kimmy, you of all people.
You know, this reminds me
- And it's ours now. We own this. - Mm-hmm.
- Excuse me? Hi. - Hey. Hi.
Don’t worry you can mail out and you to have the phone again to heal. Don’t worry
- Of course. You should be really proud. - I am.
The big guy might smile on that.
I was trying to leave in a car and I wasn't supposed to,
- Come on, cowgirl, let me get a "yee-haw." - Yee-haw.
Sometimes it's easier for sibs to adjust
I never said the word "bitchy." It was her word, not mine.
Ellie, you gotta learn some Spanish.
Well, you know, our kids have, what,
- Good to see you! - Good to see you too!
All right, October, that leaves you.
I'm not gonna push you into it.
Come on, buddy, suck it up. It's a little snafu, okay?
Please?
Um...
And he got into another fight at school.
I'm gonna be late for school, you know.
And then you can take Lizzy to the high school.
When you took this on, you felt good about yourself
I found this adoption agency. They're having an orientation next week.
Hey, next time...
Hey, Lizzy, if you ever want to talk about anything...
Oh! Oh, thank you!
- He's okay. - You're so brave.
Oh, yeah. And... she loves it.
The one that just picked up that bit of trash?
Perfect parent, huh?
- It's okay, sweetheart. - It's okay, honey.
- If I'd had a chance to do the same... - The kids! Oh, my God!
Kid shows up, you figure it out. Easy-peasy.
Good luck with that one. She thinks she's better than everybody.
- Scan it! Hurry! - No! We're not doing this!
Good night, buddy.
At us, at the world. Maybe at yourself a little bit.
- Hmm? - What?
The court has legally cleared us...
Judging by Lizzy's statement, you might be back in court soon enough,
- You don't have to call us the Wagners. - No, please. Good to...
We're family now, and I got your back forever. You hear me?
Honey, she's not joking.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good.
- I'm grounded? - Yeah. You're grounded. Because I just grounded you.
- I would never hit a kid. - I want a Barbie!
I mean, Your Honor.
- I'm gonna shoot, you crash the boards. - Yeah. Sure.
but you're gonna have to get used to it once in a while, okay?
But that's not you, it's me. I thought I just covered all that.
Her inspirational, heartwarming goddamn speech
but I think we're perfect for this.
- With what? - With you.
Chuck, gotta go.
No, no, it's just Jacob.
- I went potty! - Okay, good job.
It's not a potluck.
Hell, you might even tip over that damn yogurt machine
I know you feel sorry for me right now, but you really don't have to...
- Okay, you're all set. - Bye, Lizzy.
I didn't hit him, okay? I never have hit him.
Whatever happens, the time that your kids spent with you
- No! - Hey, hey, hey.
We move the stairs, take these walls down,
There's a park across the street.
But I'm just wondering if I can just get in on that hug a little bit.
- Juan just picked it up. - No. It wasn't their fault. It was mine.
Just sign in, and take this form with you
Yeah! Jesus Christ. This is great news.
so let's save that heartwarming speech for that occasion.
Hey.
- Good night, kiddo. - Good night.
Come on. Give me a hug, Charlie.
My God, it's so clean.
In any case, we have this. It's fine.
Michael, You brush your teeth yet, huh?
What if when we go live with our mom,
Yeah, what was the look for? You looked back at me to include me in your look.
and I was put in the system,
Of course it was you. I left it in the bathroom for you.
because they can match a lot of kids and parents quickly.
Please.
- What? - You heard what I said. You didn't just know?
- What color do you like? Anything you want. - Any color.
All right, look, you drop them off.
All right, come on, everybody.
Oh, honey.
- "Look." - Yes, excellent.
It's okay. Well, I'm Kit and this is Michael.
- Oh, my God. - I didn't do it.
Why would you show us that? You’re an asshole!
- Lizzy, your mom said you filled out all those forms. - I helped, but so what?
Yeah!
- Can I do "Feed Meatball"? - Yes!
- Why are you arresting us? - Really good. Good work, guys.
Come here, Daddy. You too, Mama.
- You know what I mean, wiseass. - Open your stupid eyes.
You know what? I just haven't had my morning coffee yet.
Not, like, full-on girl talk, but not the usual silent treatment either.
- Don't want to hear it! - You know what?
It's just the song that's got me a little emotional.
- No, no, I am pumped. - Well, you don't look pumped.
and tell us, without blaming each other, what the main issues are.
"I understand that you're upset. Nobody likes to feel this way."
I mean it. Don't open that door.
and write down the name of any kid you meet you might be interested in.
Damaged goods?
Yeah. We all thought you were out of your minds.
- It was a ground floor window. - Good. Points for you.
- Jerry, what do you think? - I'd be thankful if we could eat, Russ.
- Where's your restaurant? - Right over there.
When. When you have a baby.
Oh, I'm part of this family too.
Yeah. Okay.
Lizzy, she's treating us like we're the enemy.
You! Dick pic! Hey! Hey!
Hmm?
Hi. I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you.
Bye! Bye! Thank you!
why I became a mother in the first place.
There's no look. You're doing a look.
- Okay. - On both ends. Okay?
I'm gonna get a hamper next time.
- Excuse me, what? - We caught her using a couple months ago.
- What? - Kiss again! Kiss again!
and encourage him "to whip out his big, shaved plums"?
"We want whatever is best for the kids,
Juan, where did you put my phone?