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And Lizzy, she's actually smiling. It's crazy.
I didn't take your phone! No, I didn't!
Chattin' up all her middle school BFFs.
What about over here?
But he is 5'2."
That was in the heat of an argument.
You all right, peanut?
- I'm sorry. Can someone else go? - It's okay.
Hey, buddy, what's your name?
kristi noem trying to get her luxury jet
I never said anything, but I'm thankful to hear this.
No, I didn't feel a cosmic connection.
to build a meth lab in our garage.
A big, life-altering moment like this, you gotta get pumped.
Let's get in the house right away, really quick.
Mother...
because they're not going through it all alone.
and they watch people playing video games on YouTube.
No, no, no! Um, I'm sorry.
Oh, no. No, no. Dick pic! There's a dick pic!
- I'm sorry. - Let's... Let's just go. Let's just go.
- I want to feed Meatball! - You can feed him next week.
So he doesn't have to wear a cast or anything? It's just stitches?
Add a balloon, El.
Hi!
- I think I'm ready. - Great. Now you're ready.
Did you say something, Juan?
Shut up!
Okay. Now, Miss Viara,
Oh, no, no, no. I'm... I'm...
- Lizzy! - Get out here now!
Okay, and Pete and Ellie took in three children ten days ago,
The point is, that it's the same...
We know how this works.
I know it sounds... I know everyone's going through tough stuff.
- made a big difference in their lives. - Mm-hmm.
And we've been trying to have a baby for three years now.
Okay, no, that's not...
I didn't want to take it out, just in case.
Damn it.
Are you sure you want to give this to your sister?
No. No, they're not.
I'm getting my nose watery and...
And just when things finally start to feel normal again, they have another visit.
- Ellie, let's not. We're holding hands. - No, no, no, no.
Santa got me a fat Barbie! I want a skinny Barbie!
I was never into the cute ones either.
Me too.
If you don't quit being so nuts about this baby thing,
Come on, baby.
Stewart. Don't ever talk to her again, okay?
But that food throwing has stopped!
Lita, come on, get your stuff.
- You're acting like you're a psychopath. - Start the car.
What did you think they were gonna look like? Little pirates?
install some countertops in the form of love or self-esteem, whatever.
And did you two each get a teddy bear?
We should all go. I think they'd like that.
Ohh!
The little guy didn't follow through with it though.
- That's exactly what I was thinking. - Hello!
Yee-haw. We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kids.
Gracias.
Where's my potato chips?
No, she didn't. She's just treating us like another set of fosters.
Oh, okay. Sorry.
- You need...? - Lookit!
- Someone videotaping this? - Pete, where are you? Where's Pete?
Lizzy. Pete and I worked really hard on this dinner.
- Karen! - It's pie. You know I love pie.
If we say "yes," they're in our house next week.
Oh, shoot!
I don't know. They're just so cute.
Pete, I hope she's not serious about all this.
I think so.
Mom, can you just talk like a normal person?
Do I look like a flower?
He's on a Zamboni. Come on!
I'm so exci... Are you excited?
- I know! That was crazy! - I know. I apologize.
- "What's Six Flags?" - Mom, that's such a nice offer.
Juan, what did you say?
Breaks my heart.
- Hey, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner. - How are you?
maybe something to break up the monotony.
♪ You look like a monkey ♪
Did you flush, sweetie?
Why is she growling? That wasn't in the classes. I got nothing for that.
- What is going on in there? - Lizzy, please, I said you're grounded.
Don't worry, pal. Lizzy will show her the way we do the cheese for you
Stop saying that. Please just go away, please.
So I'm gonna get that.
Lego!
Why do I always have to go last?
- Oh, honey, Juan is gonna be okay. - Come on.
Sure.
It was a bit aggressive. It was a little bit out of line.
- This isn't a punishment, okay? - Hey!
Uh, good. It's going really good.
Go mingle with the kiddies and don't give it another thought, okay?
We could use a pep talk right now.
He's got it too.
for Juan, Lita, and Lizzy at this time?
When I was nine I lived in a crack house.
You're okay. You're safe and sound in your bed.
- That is, if you... - No. Please. Oh, my goodness.
you just ask 'em how many goddamn kids they've adopted.
Yeah, we just feel so rejected.
Okay. That's good.
So, my name's Ellie. Hi. This is my husband, Pete.
You've got a real Barbie that Santa gave you a few weeks ago.
I saw her... Oh, right there.
- Dude, what are you doing? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Hey!
But she's really... she's not a house, Pete.
that are soon to be adopted by two wonderful parents.
All right, maybe I did do a look.
Have a seat, and I'll... Yeah.
After you fix that god-awful statement.
Honey? Right, El?
- How you doing? - I'm good. Cleaning up your mess.
- Are we gonna go stay at your house now? - Um...
- Juan, get out of there. Please? - Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I'm sorry!
Will you look at this? I'm gonna wear it every day.
Oh, man! Kid dinged a Porsche.
Whoo!
- Why don't you come help us hang some tile? - Yeah.
you are a still child for me okay
Yay!
Listen, we're not gonna sugarcoat it, okay?
I mean, this is what we do.
Sometimes she stumbles. But she is a good kid.
Okay!
- No, it'll be good. - No, honey.
Well, make yourself at home.
in case I have to grab the wheel or shut down the power, okay?
Still think it's a wonderful choice?
You said "make a move"? You told her to make a move on a boy?
I'm calling it. Yours is dead.
- Can you please? - It's sophisticated.
Oh, sweet Jesus.