Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And... And I'll just ask Karen for, um, a different placement.
- Just wait there, okay? - Lizzy!
It was my fault. I walked away, and I left the gun there.
Well, yeah. Yeah, I'm frustrated.
- I want... - I don't want to!
- Amen. - Amen.
Slow down.
I am so sorry about the Blind Side comment.
I just get worried
I don't know. You just seem like a Nazi bitch.
Run down to the hardware store, pick any color you like. What do you say?
Yes
Time's up.
- Yes! - Meet your brother and sister.
- Yeah? - Uh-huh.
Well, that's because I wanted you to come in here.
No. I didn't push her. She's ready!
All right, bye.
I think maybe it's okay for a five-year-old to have a cell phone.
and he dropped the thing on his foot...
My daughter just got into a fight at school.
and she can't bother with the one second it takes
because you knew that it mattered, right?
You hit me 'cause I like the Clippers.
And do I look like I feel good about myself right now?
Your butt's in a sling, missy!
Someday in the way, way, way off, deep, deep, deep distant future.
Sorry, but we shouldn't be laughing.
for a displaced child...
I want to take it out. This way.
But now you're here and you are stuck with us.
where he'll decide if the kids are ready to reunite.
Grab... Hold it. Keep it over the sink, please.
But a lot of kids don't have that.
Thanks for the ride. I love you!
I had to search myself
I want a dog You already have a dog that Santa gave you Santa gave me a fat dog I want a skinny doohickey
No. What? Kimmy. I don't know. What?
and what type of children you're looking for.
is the reason we signed up for this shit-show in the first place!
We'll step up. We'll take one right away.
Well, it's still closer.
So forget what I said before. It is back on!
- Come on. I didn't mean... - Hey! No, that's not...
It's just a visitation. So...
- And they could give two shits. - Right?
- Change the clothes. - It's not that big of a deal.
You don't have to be sorry. I'm really proud of her.
Even if I think the guy's a pissant and he's not good enough for my little girl.
- Yeah. - And every time they do,
All right, fine.
So I just thought, I mean, your daughter turned out so great.
Is she up there studying? Hey, Brenda, you gonna come down?
and Juan can be fragile and a little emotional,
Okay Okay Okay! No No! Barbie
- We did some demo work. - That's cool.
Oh! That's my boy. You missed me, huh? I missed you too.
Come on, buddy. You haven't touched your pasta.
Really. You want to have a go?
So let's think about next time how we can express ourselves better.
Hi. I don't know the whole context of everything.
Whoa! Ooh!
Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yeah.
You know, Karen, you've been a godsend through most of this,
Ellie looks dehydrated. She looks bad.
- Are you the mother? - Yes. Oh, I'm his foster mom.
Grandma Sandy has an announcement to make.
Cool. Thanks.
And we have every color of parent. Every color.
Just like... really, that gorgeous sweet spot.
- I was totally... I was joking. - I know. It's kind of crazy.
The little sad-looking one with pigtails
talking on his phone, swearing, taking the Lord's name in vain,
No, it's actually important to have a sense of humor about this kind of thing.
That's insane! I don't believe it!
No problem. They've been doing great.
Hey. You gotta wait for your turn, buddy.
Hey, El. I got the towel samples you wanted for the kitchen.
I'm just saying there used to be a stigma about getting a dog from the pound,
They give you a nice big office.
- Can I go inside? - Sure.
I'm not gonna apologize for working.
- And you are Miss Viara, yes? - She is, Your Honor.
- We'll walk together. - Come on.
to adopt a baby boy... or a girl.
And I think I might be recognizing a little bit of jealousy.
- I want my chips. - Lita!
That's right. Someday in the future.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
And, yes, there are people who do it just for the paycheck.
- and it'd be good for your program. - Pete! Pete!
Brenda has struggled with substance abuse
Ellie, people who take in foster kids are really special.
Yeah, this is your place. You can do whatever you want with it.
Nah. Cute's overrated.
What if you can't? What are you gonna do?
It's not a good trait, guys.
and walk your ass right on out of there.
What are you talking about, "father"?
they were always there with a sack lunch and a ride.
It was Juan, Lita, and Lizzy."
Pete, I appreciate your cultural sensitivity,
- Move over. - Stop it!
- Hey, yeah. Come in. - You guys made me ask off an hour early to see this dump?
But it is not gonna be easy, folks.
usually involving abuse or extreme neglect.
Hey. Hey, Dad. Wake up, wake up. Wake up!
And then we were going crazy trying to get the business started.
Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now
That was actually us. Our story.
Nobody wants a teenager, so I'd be aging out in a few years.
This hearing is not about you.
Hey, Juan, Lita, come on!
I know that I have a place to go to eat turkey and be thankful.
You know what? We'll go ahead and toss these kids back into the system
and somebody has a problem with that,
Honey, come on. Jeez.
Hey. You miss me?
- Here. - Here!
Yeah. Enjoy your life as a sex offender.
You know what? She picks up that stuff off the TV.
Oh! I'm your Grandma Sandy.
No distracted driving, okay?
Can I get one? I haven't gotten a single hug from you since I've known you.
French doors to the garden.
That is really inspiring stuff, you guys. Well done.
Everybody's avoiding them like they're dipped in shit. I'm just gonna go say hi.
...instead of foster kids, more people would be into it
Okay? Number one: regulate.
- No. - Pete, I really don't want to argue about this right now.
Uh, when I was 11, our garage exploded,
Hey, sweetie. I brought the car.
Well...
Fun fact: that's actually how you can spot a foster kid.
And I would like to be the single mother of an athletically gifted teen boy
but you're just about to piss me off!