Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're gonna have a karate kicking contest. Me versus you, straight up.
Come on, kids, we are going in the living room.
I don't know, and you're not talking.
- Oh. - He is 14 and does play JV basketball.
We're not doing this, right? We're on the same page because of the structure thing?
I mean, we did not get it at first,
You know what? I think we should tell Pete and Ellie thank you,
- Hey. - Hey!
Things that matter are hard.
Sorry, Petey. Have a good fight.
Man, I didn't even touch that girl.
I could barf all over the ground because it's so nauseating!
Yeah, bring it. Whatever you got, we want it.
Right? I didn't either. I've never had a hot boyfriend, ever.
- How many kids you got now, Stu? - Number four's in the oven right now.
that can remain
Nice to meet you.
by way of a bedroom window?
Juan, Lita.
Bounce, Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Principal Skinner is a bitch
What's Six Flags?
Really? Wow. How long before you just knew?
Maybe she ran off. Maybe something happened to her.
Well, resubmit it! Jesus!
Are people gonna think we shouldn't be doing that?
that you think things are gonna be easier than they actually are.
Perfect, because I'm a member of the family.
Maybe.
- Yeah, yeah. - We're the fosters!
Yeah, I would, actually. Thanks.
Look at 'em. They don't have any emotional holes to fill.
I'm sorry, did I...?
Hey, what the hell's going on out here?
Excuse me. I'm talking to you.
- Mom, what are you doing? You can't... - Oh, no!
- Why would you give a kid milk in a glass cup? - I'm sorry. I didn't...
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
What? That sounds insane coming out of your mouth.
Next day, the behavior continued.
Why don't you get into school before you get me in trouble.
you got this plush new job.
Yeah, it can feel a little like shopping for kids.
Seat belts on, everybody! Seat belts on.
Hello, Juan.
You weren't gonna share that with us?
They use drugs, and they masturbate,
Yes yes yes woohoo
- You bought this? - Yeah.
while you were being arrested for aggravated assault?
Yes, we went to see her. She was very ashamed.
- Then get in my truck. I'm driving you this morning. - Oh, my God!
We've flipped five houses this year, and I'm starting to turn down design work.
- So, you guys are rich. - What? Ri... No.
- Hi. - Hey, guys.
To be honest, we were worried about our real kids' safety...
This isn't even a real Barbie.
- Four? - ...teen.
"Masturbate," so forth.
Are you shitting me right now?
Pete. Hey, Pete.
Here you go, brother. Thanks, man.
Hi.
and I don't know, I'm sorry.
Bad, bad, bad!
Okay. We'll see you in a bit.
You don't have to go on the kiddie rides.
- Do you want some coffee? - Sure.
the loss of a job,
and people wouldn't walk out in the middle of your seminar
God, it's so weird.
- What happened? - I found my hairbrush in the toilet this morning.
Lita, honey, did you go potty?
I'm sure that's not accurate.
do you wish to adopt Juan, Lita, and Lizzy into your family today?
- Um, sorry about them. They're... - Oh, please.
But it just got me thinking. And there's so many kids in foster care.
- That's good. - Number three: reason.
who seems like she's been chained to a radiator half her life.
whether that means staying with us or returning to their birth mother."
A couple of months? How many months?
- I didn't do a look. - You're doing a look right now.
- No! I want Blue Sky Studios from Fox!
I bought it for her. It was only four bucks.
God. Mmm!
- No, better to leave it in till we get to the hospital. - You're okay, buddy. We're here.
Mwah!
Yeah. And when you graduate high school,
Truth is, when I'm pissed, I don't like to talk about it either.
- Is that a possibility? - Yeah, that'd be great. She was amazing.
I don't think she's getting on board with the plan, honey.
Well, did you see that?
Hi, I'm Sue. I'm Carla's caseworker.
I mean, yes, we would look like the worst people in the world, but...
Don’t talk back you little beaner
What did you say?
All right. We appreciate it.
I have played 150 games of Candy Land with Lita.
- We've gone over this before. - We have.
to close a stupid door or put anything in the sink.
had now four visits with their birth mom?
they're just crazy for a few days after.
We're obsessed with the Clippers. I can't get enough of them.
and she never learned to properly care for herself, much less three kids.
But either way, we're gonna be there for you.
We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear.
If this place is so great, why don't you guys move in here?
All right, one nail on each side of the slat.
Okay, then tell me! Please tell me!
- Out, now! - Holy shit!
But no matter how hard I pushed them away,
- Maybe you should ask, or should we wait? - Should I ask?
Guys, Mom's here.
- Hurry up! - I'm so sorry, Charlie!
No, I was interested, but, you know, I'm more cautious than you are.
Come here, Son.
removing kids from their adoptive home the night before their hearing.
is to protect Juan and Lita from the things nobody protected you from.
- As a matter of fact, go to lunch. - It's 8:15.
Out! Out!
- Text me. - Okay.
Well, technically, she said she hates you.
So you're rewarding this behavior?
- Great. We have everything. We have burgers and pasta and... - Can we have potato chips?
- Guys. - We are so sorry.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay.
Okay, you're done. Gimme that. Give it to me. Just give me that now!
It was a joke.
after a while, you can't believe anyone could ever love you.
Pete. Ellie.
- Whose toys are these? - They're yours to share.
Anything in this room.
- Put these on. - What?
Hey. I don't know if you guys remember us.
Let's get ready for the tub.
Well, actually by blood she is...
- How's it going? - Hey.
I don't want this.