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See this? Read that.
You must be Lizzy.
The courts did. And don't forget why.
You're done. Oh, great. You're out there? Thank you so much.
God!
Okay.
- No! I want my chips! - You're not having chips!
- Do we have kids? - Yeah, three of 'em.
I know. I love that part. I do love that part. That's the only good part.
Yeah, she's nuts.
I thought maybe we could speak with her, and she'd get us pumped up like before.
Yes, but I have the phone and I'll sit in the front
Hi!
- Almost done. - Okay. Okay.
Needs some work
And, Lizzy, I understand that you've submitted a statement.
And I may not look it, but I'm a huge cornball
Everybody get ready for dinner.
- We only met her for a second. - But she made a real impression.
Did you not know that? 'Cause they're really here.
Okay Okay Okay! No No! Barbie
Juan, we're gonna clean this off, give you a little anesthetic,
We're here. You're okay.
We just went to get treats. So, yeah, just back it up. Okay?
- Well, have a good day. - Thanks. You too.
She's still her mom.
Your mommy's over there.
You will be graduating college, 'cause it's so important and you're so smart.
Juan hit me!
I beg to differ.
Okay, I'll see you then. Bye!
I have this really great detangler. You want me to...?
- We know that about you, right? - Yes, honey.
Speak of the devil.
I know Juan and Lita are more like what you had in mind when you got into this.
Did you go to her house? What if something happened to her?
- Right? - That's right.
- Hi! - Hi!
Is this that kid Jacob's house? Is that where we're going?
Good one.
- This is a problem. - It's a problem.
- Did you hear her speak? - Yes.
Uh, we appreciate the concern, but there's no need to go all pity crazy.
- I should be the one getting in trouble right now. - It's okay.
- Honey. - And she can take me home.
Please, Your Honor, we were up late working on it. I can read it very fast.
You know, honey, when I had... times like this,
- Hey, Lizzy, you're gonna... - We're really good people!
And I know this probably makes me a really bad person,
Looks like she's never pursued reunification
- What are you thinking? - You handle it.
Well, there goes another Thanksgiving.
- Yeah. - Oh, don't give me the look.
Hello, Lita.
But we got a plan to work on that too. I'm not saying we're perfect parents.
would you like Peter and Elinore to be your mom and dad?
- What was that look? - What look?
She's not coming, baby.
She said, "You're not gonna have a potato chip, but you will drink that milk."
Conscientious. Picking up trash.
- Wait, Pete, that's him! - What?
or are we gonna try to get these kids to bed at a decent hour?
Uh, what can we do for you?
- Why would you show us that? - You're an asshole.
That didn't take long. They hate us already.
- Hey. - Do I dress like a douche?
Thank you. Thank you.
It's gonna be really pretty. But not too revealing. Super sweet.
Yeah.
Don't talk back, you little beaner!
Okay.
Posting bail for my Petey.
- Hi, Lizzy. - Hey, Charlie.
- Any color. - Just pick a color.
I'm gonna sue you, man! You're not even her parents!
Did you see their shoes? We might want to take them to the mall tomorrow.
There's lots of yummy food for you to eat.
It's so good for you, dear. Silly away.
Everything's gonna work out great too.
try and use the three R's on me.
They want to ride the big stuff and check out the hot boys.
- Mom, just take it easy. Please. - Oh, my God!
Probably in an orange jumpsuit selling smokes in the yard.
They abused me physically, and some of their customers abused me sexually.
Not that we are doing it to fill...
- Lita, should we go play restaurants? - Yeah.
And we know that when you feel good in the morning,
my mom used to brush my hair...
- Sure. What are we setting up? - Of course. Anything.
It's the look. She's doing the look. I gotta get some ketchup.
We... We know that you hate cheese,
is between siblings.
Exactly. And we know that the most important thing in the world to you
So I said, "Young lady,
She's using again.
Let's try some of this meat loaf, okay?
And she's in there doing the work, getting herself clean.
Yeah, I guess we can.
- I'm grounded? - ur grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded diddy blud epstein drake lil bro
Pete. Pete, Pete! Ticktock, muscle man.
- What if you can't have a baby? - Do not put that out into the universe, please.
It's not that progressive, but no problem.
- Hey, hon. - Hey.
it's not easy to find empathy for them.
No! I want Blue Sky Studios!
Come on.
and the court stuff and reunification stuff if she didn't...
Lizzy, want me to show you your room?
J... acob.
Have a good day, folks. Thanks. Bye-bye.
- We're all smelling this, right? - Yeah, it smells like I'm breathing piss.
- Where the hell were you? - We went to the movies.
Well, it's been a few weeks, and I want to meet my new grandkids.
We do not stock.
Oh, no. No. You don't play that trouble pass card with us.
Did you hear that? I just got my first "Daddy"!
- Yes! - Right?
Lizzy!
You're not a bad person.
"Lizzy once asked me why we did this, why we took them in.
Karen had to take them to a temporary placement for the night.
- Bye. - Bye!
- I'd like to be in the picture. - Are you sure? We're not...
What if we say that some relatives came forward?
And by the time the kid's 16, I'm gonna be one of those old dads,
And it ran a little bit later. It's not a big deal.
We could just...
It's okay. No. Just tell them.
Hey, hey. What's up?
I wanna know what's going on, Karen.