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narrator: This is Lex.
- What if it's, like, a shoe?
and it just sits there... - Every meal.
and he's not looking forward to it.
Like, lighting shit on fire? - Not really.
- Damn. - Damn.
or are you too young? - Probably too young.
- Gotta get fucked up to get sucked up.
[line buzzing]
- I'm so tired. - Keep on fighting.
He made "Jaws" and shit. Who gives a fuck?
has pulled our foolhardy fishermen
- All right, so you know what to do know?
- Nah, like, when I was, like-- what is, like, your--like--
♪ Said, "Can I go fishing with you?" ♪
Like, when I was born in 2002, what do you think?
Everything is going to be great now.
Imagine being surrounded by disgusting men
- That's not what you say. - I say I'm beat.
narrator: Of course, these guys won't drift out to sea
narrator: It seems our big fish
- Oh, look at these poor bastards.
- Oh, oh. [line buzzing]
narrator: Dap wants Tecca to fish now, but he is being coy.
- You watch movies though? Like, full movies?
- You occasionally doing that doesn't cancel out
- Oh, shit! - Oh.
and never touch it again.
That is cute.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- I don't think so.
Lil Tecca has arrived.
You're just saying, "That's cool.
So y'all just gonna--
- Grind 'em up, squash 'em up,
- Oh, there it is.
- What does diplomatic response mean?
He's been invited to go fishing
- [chuckles] - [laughs]
Newton's third law of motion.
Smartwater, Aquafina? - Poland Spring.