Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Partner. - Girlfriend.

Okay, well, it's because it-- not a lot of time has gone...

so I decided to jump in and go whole hog.

- GUILLERMO: Hey, buddy. - Hey, dudes.

♪ You need it like you need pernicious anemia♪

- Well, me and another guy. -[laughing]

LASZLO: There's nothing we can do about it.

You can take your clothes off on the way out.

- No. - Maybe it was the density of the member

[singsongy]: That awkward moment.

and make sure that you're actually dead.

You are kidding, right?

And that's another reason I'm crying!

- Ideas? - I should wake him up?

I think I'm gonna pass on the... the fuck-and-suck show.

Not substandard but...

A nice two-hour-long Super Slumber.

with my own peepers.

Do you not remember the last time he was dead?

- Huh. - Never even lifted a hand to help me in this house.

[WHISPERING] Mom.

- He's dead? - NADJA: Yes.

- from a Super Slumber! - Oh.

and I can finally commence my long overdue

We danced for the next three months,

[with accent]: "It's me, Nandor. The world's greatest vampire."

GUILLERMO: Let's try this.

- Shit, Nandor. That's low. - Yeah.

I've had orgasms that have lasted longer than that.

to our guests and to ourselves.

-[snoring] - sleeping for either 50 years, 100 years,

So just stick around for the next 100 years,

Uh, Guillermo, do we have a-- Oh.

- No. -[flatulence]

[sobbing]: "May this Super Slumber ease your pain,