Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[flatulence] - LASZLO: Ooh.

The Contessa Carmilla De Mornay.

Sorry, it's me, Guillermo. Sorry.

- I just... I don't want you to go. -[groans]

As a warrior, yes, he was.

- Oh. - Oh, good.

I don't think so.

So, where is your coleader?

I don't even particularly like the fellow.

NADJA: Okay, why not?

- It's actually been two hours. - Oh, great.

- NADJA: What? - LASZLO: What?

[GUILLERMO READING]

he's left his mark on Staten Island.

I have always dreamed of meeting someone important.

NANDOR: Hello, Guillermo.

Wake up, Colin Robinson.

But what I found shocked me.

Born with a silver dick in your mouth.

DONAL: Nandor could've benefited

That wasn't as fun as I thought it might be.

And when will this delegation be arriving?

-[crying]: Oh, farewell. - Farewell. Farewell.

What the fuck was that?

We're like a big family here.

I was not a vampire when I filmed Blade,

the first 100 years of my life were wasted, so...

GUILLERMO: Okay, Colin Robinson,

"Energy vampires," it said,

and every vampire they knew is scattered to the four winds

CARMILLA: Yes, a dead body.

Yes, uh, let us raise a toast to Colin Robinson.

You are now sole leader.

Nandor was a threat to my power,

and show them my dead body so we can get this over with,

Why are you ripping that page out of that book?

- But a huge honor all the same. - Yes.

I think you should just recall

in a circle when I do the Humpty Hump.

It is performed when times are particularly hard for vampires.

And I feel I succeeded,

I'll be right back.

Okay, well, we-we've done that now, so...

Hey! Wakey, wakey!

NANDOR: Who is there, and what is going on?

- Nope. - Because they were both too occupied

- No, no, no, no. That's-- No. -[gasping] Oh, it can't be.