Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're lucky to have a birthday party!

With all due respect, Contessa,

But we have told everyone

no one would ever know the difference.

- Tell me. - You've been asleep for 30 minutes.

DONAL: Heard what?

Dude is fucking dead. It's not like he's gonna care.

[flatulence continues]

Nandor The Relentless, we hardly knew ye.

You're too late. He's gone.

There, there, Colin Robinson.

Again with the "make me a vampire" shit?

and yet when we come face-to-face with eternal death,

Master, I really wish you weren't doing this.

I cannot hate on that.

[laughs]: I killed him.

- Hmm. - Anyway, back to the blood banquet.

it really makes you think about big things, doesn't it?

- That's a terrible idea. - What's happening?

Yes, fine, just bring these dummies in

Did you bring more people to yank on my pee-pee?

But indeed I must, for today is an auspicious day

[GLASS BREAKING]

Why did you not just bring them in

in countering that point is:

Uh, do me next. This is fun.

Let not my departure upset you.

-[clearing throat] - Shall we take a peek?

with a side of spaghetti with only butter.

LASZLO: This is a huge honor for us,

[NANDOR READING]

Just for funsies?

-[crying resumes] - Eat shit.

He truly was one of the greats.

"a delegation from the Old World...

he's left his mark on my heart.

It's also true to say,

People are going to have to pick sides.

to get out of coming to my 100th birthday party tonight.

You know? Is there anything we can get you?

I'll be 130 years old, aka dead.