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- Yes, Mistress. It is. -[clearing throat] Okay.
- Well, that's because technically... - Oh.
I would not even remember your name
Ah, um, good-- The Nandor, yes, um...
Can someone please fetch me a, uh,
It's true. And now, you and Nandor should prepare
we grow so weary of eternal life,
DONAL: Live fuck show?
and it turned out he was faking it the whole time
Uh, it is said that he had one of the most impressive members
-[creaking] - Master?
[microchip version of "The Hamster Dance Song" plays]
[GASPS]
"I have enjoyed our time together
Ranch for the human consort!
For years I have single-handedly held this house together.
'cause it is going to be very sad.
[creaking]
Close the lid.
NANDOR: So, it has come to this?
- starved nothings. - And every human being they knew is dead,
[crying]
Um, I've heard-- I've also heard it said.
that Nandor The Relentless had...
[sighs]
No, it happens to the best of us, doesn't it, boys?
- They're very intrigued. - GUILLERMO: Well, the thing is...
This is Quinn, the great vampire.
Colin Robinson...
And... [sniffles]
And you!
has everyone remembered that it's Karl's birthday month?
- Pop culture. - Sex.
[clearing throat]
I think it's going to get worse
that I keep in my pocket at all times.
Can I have the-- Thank you, Nandor.
Seems like what we have here is a failure to communicate.
much ado about nothing. Is there a sanitizer?
in the Vampiric Council Library,
the last 100 years' worth of fun and friendship.
but like all huge honors, it's a pain in the nutsack.
So maybe you should spend the next 100 years
Nadja, you openly laugh and mock me
which is why I've decided there is only one solution.
When they wake, they are weak, pathetic, empty,