Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[normal voice]: Because together we get it done.

800 years really went by so fast.

- Wake him up. - Okay.

Right-hand man of Deacon Frost of the House Erebus.

full of cruel, disgusting people.

I'll wank my way and you wank yours.

I knew there was a page or two on energy vampires

COLIN: Just the dudes.

- The blood banquet awaits. - And it's my birthday.

A Super Slumber is an act performed

but it was such a fun shoot

Well said, my darling, well said.

I wish you weren't doing this, Master.

We don't really live in this world.

Now close the fucking lid and get out of here.

You're not going to get his money.

- DONAL: Hmm. - DOMINYKAS: Well, there it is.

You rule without mercy, remember?

-[retches] - Oh, my gosh. Okay, we need the name of your chef.

Dominykas The Dreadful's human lady friend, Coco.

This fucking guy is not dead.

- They love that shit. - That would be a humiliating end for you.

Sorry I... I'm ruining my own birthday party.

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

if you're just going to go around using doors?

I wish it had not come to this, but it has.

NADJA: Guillermo? Is the body ready for viewing yet?

for his, "Oh, I'm dead" thing.

I've already arranged for some local vampires to come round

that we are coleaders of the council.

[others coughing]

- What? - At the hour of 8:30.

- Yes, well, this time it is real, Nandor. - Enough!

And it's not as pleasant as it might sound.

[snickers] Contessa, it is such an honor.

I, too, want to see this massive dong

Was he, though? Eh.

Party on, dudes.

-[Colin crying] - Thank you for that kind word.

- GUIDE: Right this way. - NADJA: Yes. [chuckles]