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That's a racial epithet. That's not a word.
Henry, I don't mind telling you it stung.
- Yeah, we're all good. - I'm gonna mingle a little bit.
Look, you took advantage of my father, okay?
I... sorry.
( Grunts )
Boy oh boy, my shoulder feels fantastic.
What? - Millions of dollars he lost on a nutty idea like that.
( Laughs ) top physical shape?
- Where do I buy that? - Like I said, I need the implementer.
No no, I'll just take it into the bathroom. It's fine.
We've got a garbage truck at 12:00.
I never saw it. I saw "the sting ii."
Listen, I'm spotting somebody right now at the gym.
What are you doing, Terry?
So why don't you sit down and take my place? I appreciate it, Larry.
It's not racism. It's dementia."
No no, I'm here because L.A. was haunted.
There was a one-armed man playing him.
Three blocks ahead there's a guy with his truck.
- That was good. - Gaby: How could you not? It's so good.
Fantastic. And let me ask you this question:
Hey!
So I told Henry and he says, "no no, he's got dementia.
It's okay.
I wouldn't be here looking at your invention.
He thought I was his dead sister, but he wasn't a racist.
Man: I told you...
- can I talk to you outside for a second, Larry? - Yeah, but I wasn't...
I see one arm. Are you sure that's the right one-armed man?
I have a personal issue with the inventor,
I'm taking you to an inventor.
Listen, I'm sorry to do this, but I gotta cancel today's 2:00.
- You don't want more people telling you what to do. - Yeah, that's what it is.
I'll hold your popcorn.
I could do it right now. By god, I'm gonna go into that room and do it.
Nice to meet you.
- $250,000? - Seed money.
- Wait a minute. A ski that you screw on? - A ski, yes yes.
That's not gonna work. I can't do it.
My dad goes to the park every day to play scrabble.
, ( theme music playing )
- Yeah, okay. - Nice. See ya.
"We'll think about it."
- You know what? I actually did. - Really?
This looks like an eighth-grade science experiment,
All right, now get to your left a little bit.
I was here first.
You don't stand there like a jackass.
I'm an idea man who comes up with inventions.
All right. Well, listen,