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None of your fucking business.
Everyone wants to see where the traffic is.
- I hope so. Nice meeting you. Take care. - Okay, take care.
Do you know a kid once stabbed me in class?
- Yeah. - ( laughter )
Sometimes I wish I had one arm when I'm cuddling in bed with a woman,
Larry, it's so clear that I misjudged you.
You thought of... You actually thought of...
- Judge horn. - Your dad's judge horn?
I don't remember back then, but I'm just telling you
You know what? We need to test-drive it though.
I always think of nice things
- Hi Larry. - Nice to meet you.
Gaby: Mm, that's so good.
I trust him now.
- Really? - Makes me feel so good.
I have a million ideas for things.
- And he's got good days and bad days. - Mm-hmm.
- All right, let's go tell him. - We gotta test the prototype.
Without a doubt.
of what it's like to invest with me.
jigaboos too.
You thought of... You actually thought of...
Nice to meet you.
You abuse my father in scrabble... a game he loves, okay?
You know, look at "the sting." That's elaborate.
- Okay, sounds great. - I think we can make a lot of money with it too.
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You should hear some of the racial epithets this guy was using in there.
An automobile periscope... It's nutty.
What do you think?
Who would you rather run around the park with, huh?
This is it. This is the block.
A ski that comes in two pieces.
- Oh, it is. - No no.
I don't like my clients to invest in inventions.
- Judge horn, huh? - I loved him... loved him.
- Oh, shut up. - He has to announce it.
I stink.
- We'll think about it. - Yeah yeah, we're gonna think about it.
- A car periscope. That's great. - A car periscope, exactly.
What are you doing?
A one... a one-armed man?
- Because obviously there's a problem. - There's no problem.
- Shut up. You did not. - Yes, Susan fleschner, swear to god.