Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why, am I not allowed to? Mark's booze patrol?

No, they'll lock them all.

Hans, it's Jez. Come and meet me at the Kid Kave.

She's decent, though. She is. I've always said that.

'She just loves wine.'

They cost money, and the bottom line is... 'Where's the fucking snake?'

See the Rolling Stones and have a Coke. Jeremy,

It's just a nice, multicoloured siesta.

Do... Do you want some bread to go with that, as ballast?

What have I done? What have I done?

I said yes. OK...

'I think I'll be saying no to a lifetime of

and how ATOL protection wasn't something to make light of.

Wha'...? Oh, God!

But I've had more time to think.

I-I really think you need to let this go.

So many bloody kids.

Your bag just moved! What have you...

Alison. You remember Alison?

Want to cry and be sick at the same time, do you? No! I-I'm excited.

"ATOL protected, ATOL protected"?

Come on, little fella, let Uncle Jeremy put you in the rage cage.

What do I do? I'm pretty sure he's having an affair.

Revenge. Revenge is the sexy man's justice.

with a brain made of Swiss cheese. No, mate.

'Just let him get Ian started on the viola and Ancient Greek.'

Back to mine for a wine?

Probably most people are below average.

But I've been preparing all sorts of great IQ games.

I thought you were keeping an eye on him!

'I'm a burglar's PA.'

I'd never masturbate into cashmere. A nightmare to wash!

but why don't you move into Nana's cottage with us, Mark?

'Eat the toast.

'Lovely, crumbly dream that I can't even eat with custard.'

'What this phlegm has put together, let no man break asunder.'