Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"ATOL protected, ATOL protected"?

So many bloody kids.

but why don't you move into Nana's cottage with us, Mark?

Wha'...? Oh, God!

But I've been preparing all sorts of great IQ games.

Alison. You remember Alison?

'What this phlegm has put together, let no man break asunder.'

Back to mine for a wine?

They cost money, and the bottom line is... 'Where's the fucking snake?'

Want to cry and be sick at the same time, do you? No! I-I'm excited.

I thought you were keeping an eye on him!

What have I done? What have I done?

She's decent, though. She is. I've always said that.

'Just let him get Ian started on the viola and Ancient Greek.'

and how ATOL protection wasn't something to make light of.

'I think I'll be saying no to a lifetime of

'I'm a burglar's PA.'

Hans, it's Jez. Come and meet me at the Kid Kave.

Why, am I not allowed to? Mark's booze patrol?

I-I really think you need to let this go.

'Lovely, crumbly dream that I can't even eat with custard.'

'She just loves wine.'

What do I do? I'm pretty sure he's having an affair.

See the Rolling Stones and have a Coke. Jeremy,

'Eat the toast.

Do... Do you want some bread to go with that, as ballast?

But I've had more time to think.

Probably most people are below average.

I'd never masturbate into cashmere. A nightmare to wash!

Revenge. Revenge is the sexy man's justice.

with a brain made of Swiss cheese. No, mate.

Come on, little fella, let Uncle Jeremy put you in the rage cage.

I said yes. OK...

No, they'll lock them all.

It's just a nice, multicoloured siesta.

Your bag just moved! What have you...