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I'm just thinking about how that son of a bitch Stanley
It's pretty early.Yeah, well,
For emergency contact, I put Tom Selleck.
Unbelievable.
Right again.You're a terrible liar.
I wound up fooling around with my second cousin, Larry.
My husband's gone.
♪ In a rowboat or a yacht
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Totally.
♪ Your prerogative♪
Oh.
Yeah, and he was my soul mate.
[sucks teeth]
I guess I'm sitting for this one.
So, um... [clears throat]
and then one day, Stanley showed up before Norma got home,
MAN [on TV]: No matter how clever he is, he still needs...
I see.
Well, then let's try again.
and you don't want to share it.
we should be able to work this out like adults...
Uh, this is Irene.
Oh, right to it, huh?
No.
And she met her Arthur a year later.
[groans]
[chuckles][chuckles]
Hey. I brought you something to snack on.
Nah, I'm easy.
But if you do anything to piss me off,
Still got both feet?
[knock on door]One second.
Okay, let's keep it civil.
I permed my hair in high school.
Is everyone okay? Oh, my God.
I just don't really know where to start.