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- That's the worst idea I ever heard. - Okay.
Jay, do you know a good one-hour dry cleaner?
You literally saw a diamond in the rough.
"He went out the back."
Uh-All right. Okay.
The whole game comes down to this.
Hello? And I have so many-
You put all that time and work into it, and I just toss it out the car window.
He's gonna take a turn on that mike. Ay, really?
Septembrie 22, 1973
You build one. And we got the last laugh.
Okay. It was the ramp thing, wasn't it? You know, I felt really good about it.
We said rock, paper, scissors. That's when talks broke down.
How could I not, when you give me this bouquet of crumpled flowers?
I told you. That's just the shorthand I'm using.
I had one line In a Rockford Files.
We might as well flush all our savings down my boring old toilet.
Jay, I don't want our baby to think that he's coming into an unhappy home.
Come on. Okay.
We feel the same way. Yeah.
Septembrie 9, 1973
Okay, stop calling him a he.
You know what? I know we'd do a good job though.
I'm not proud of what I did,
That was you. Okay.
I didn't tell anyone because I didn't get them, Cam.
Then he stopped taking my calls, and so I sent him the following carefully worded text:
Okay, you stay here. I'll go break the bad news.
♪ Hey, hey ♪
Septembrie 8, 1973
Whoops. Just to be clear though.
Got it.
Hey, you're preaching to the choir director.