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-[ cat meows ] - my cat!
Huh?
Neighbor’s sideburns
[ Gulps ]
Take a lap and hit the showers.
But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job once that one keeps away. But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job once that one keeps away.
Wow! One, please.
Well, well.
Dr. Hibbert...
Well, I guess he'll be happy...
Would you care to bet a million dollars?
All right!
I've got Wonderbat.
Did you say a million?
(WHISTLING TO HIMSELF)
I'll takeJose Canseco.
[ Screaming Fades ]
We got peanuts! Need some peanuts? Heads up!
it's called playing the percentages.
Kids, kids, you can each get me a beer.
busting your butt hauling radioactive waste.
What's that? A homemade bat?
.
No. I don't want you to see me...
It’s like there’s a party in my mouth. And everyone’s invited
Yes, sir.
Trim those sideburns stokes Now go and shake hands
Kids?
That's right, Mr. Canseco.
now, would you, Steve?
If I want you to bunt, I'll touch my belt buckle...
It's a relief from the pressures...
You, Strawberry-- Hit a home run!
[ Clucking ]
Trim those sideburns stokes Now go and shake hands
- [ Doorbell Rings ] - Hello. Are you Don Mattingly?
It sounds like fun.
One more outburst, and I'll send you back to the big leagues.
[ Smithers ] Good news, sir.
Mattingly, get rid of those sideburns.
We should talk.
You! Rushing! Hit a homerun!
No one is going to get assured a future and eternity spot in the starting lineup.
What is going on around here?! Future And Eternity Smithers?! What is going on around here?! Future And Eternity Smithers?!
and go out there and win.
was Lord Palmerston!
They sure do, Strawberry.
when he comes to.
Hey, we know how to play softball.
No one can give more than 100% By definition that is the most anyone can give
You hit so many home runs.
a good job.
Turn off that damn radio!
And the fourth inning is the beer inning.
I told him to do that.