Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ozzie Smith seems to have vanished off the face of the earth.

Tomorrow is the biggest day of your lives--

and set to work making the world's greatest bat.

But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job while that one waits.

but sometimes I wish I had something more blue collar...

[ Homer Grunting ]

I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips.

Ohh, one thing I'm good at, and I can't do it anymore.

some inspiring things...

You make me sick, Homer.

very magical piece of wood that I could make a bat out of.

Luke Get rid of those sideburns!

Are you Ken GriffeyJr.?

[ Chorus ] ##Ahh, the Simpsons ##

I'm putting in a right-handed batter.

ALL RIGHT YOU RAG TAG BUNCH OF MISFITS

Pitt, the Elder.

Attention all units! Attention all units!

##From Maine to San Diego ##

- Our security guard, Roger Clemens. - Hello.

My boys need only to thump your tub, and the title is ours.

Are you Mike Scioscia?

No one can get more than 5 stars

But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job before that one leaves each other. But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job before that one leaves each other.

We will beat Shelbyville.

Hey, Homer, slow down.

It's what smart managers do to win ball games.

##Mattingly and Canseco ##

Not so fast, Simpson.

Or Homer Simpson.

to the American Hypnotical Association.

a homemade bat.

You got yourself a player.

in New York City.

I've decided to bring in a few ringers--