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Aidan right now
Uh, Store. And I need to...
No, stay, drink! We didn't know she was 12.
Then you picked the wrong two people. Maybe so.
Move over. I'm gonna, like, kick the door or some shit.
We're the microbrew guys! They can't take that! Wait. You guys have a microbrew?
My room at the Extended Stay OKC You think a pirate lives in there?
Those goddamn North Koreans. They are some sneaky bastards.
Heyoh! I love when you say it!
They don't even know they're contestants.
Those goddamn North Koreans. They are some sneaky bastards.
That's why it's so awesome on me. It's like, "Why's that guy in a giant jacket?
Yellow is more threatening than orange! Frank, this is orange!
Hmm, I'll sleep with you.
All right. Where is she? Ah, dude, you might as well turn right back around, man.
I have no idea what you're doing. Why, it's Christopher Walken!
Hang on. I'm gonna spray it on the women's tops.
so strong that people will pass out and vomit and vomit in their own pass out.
What you talking about? You sick freak!
I was gonna wait on that. I think we should go over the jacket now.
Oh, really? Oh, is that so?
No, let's hear about it now. First of all, it's not a jacket.
What the hell is this? Oh, only Mr. Kim's secret microbrew recipe.
If I don't do what he say, he punish me!
He's has slaves in there? What kind of a communist dictatorship...
I follow you home because I like you.
Yeah, man. Is that cool? That's very cool.
so i'm gonna go ahead and pop this shirt off
Any thoughts on that?
And then they sell it for $10 a glass.
No. Last year she got smoked by this chick...
Goddamn it! Well, there goes the pub crawl. Oh, son of a bitch.
The one I throw for the pub crawl. Are you doing that again?
Yeah. She made a meaningful gesture towards me.
I'm just really exhausted. What's in that cup?
Check this out. Check this out. What's with the hose?
That's not conven... I've only tried enriched beer like once, I think.
All right. What is this? "Pub Crawl Karaoke Contest"? Uhoh.
Aw, shit. Look at that bracket. Do you think that's...