Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm in the limo, right outside ofeded's office.

While Marshall examined the Bro Code,

Barney! That is Ted's ex-girlfriend!

And you're a pre-op transsexual nightclub singer

Ted is never finding out about this, you understand?

I'm gonna get a drink.

You codpiece blocked me.

and that box was labeled "stuff I have no use for anymore."

It was just one time,

This might be a little bit over my head.

"No sex with your bro's ex."

because the Bro Code clearly states

Well, kids, here we are.

I came across this.

I'm not paying you to tell me what a saint Ted is!

Well, you still gotta see it.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?!

Look, call me crazy. I just...

"Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil's three-way."

- Barney told you. -I don't know what you're talking about, madam.

But pretending it never happened

you can't look me in the eye, you're blushing,

Are you mad at me?

Just a decoy, my friend.

provide his bro with protection."

And some werejust plain disturbing.

Three billion women on the planet!