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While Marshall examined the Bro Code,
Well, kids, here we are.
Look, call me crazy. I just...
Stop it.
Ted is never finding out about this, you understand?
"Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil's three-way."
you can't look me in the eye, you're blushing,
It was just one time,
And some werejust plain disturbing.
because the Bro Code clearly states
I'm in the limo, right outside ofeded's office.
Are you mad at me?
Article 53:
I'm not paying you to tell me what a saint Ted is!
provide his bro with protection."
I'm gonna get a drink.
But pretending it never happened
Barney! That is Ted's ex-girlfriend!
Well, you still gotta see it.
and that box was labeled "stuff I have no use for anymore."
Damn it!
You codpiece blocked me.
Marshall,
And you're a pre-op transsexual nightclub singer
Oh, hey.
This might be a little bit over my head.
- Barney told you. -I don't know what you're talking about, madam.
I came across this.
"No sex with your bro's ex."
Just a decoy, my friend.
Three billion women on the planet!
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?!