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It's so much fun having a goat at a party!
God, this is awkward.
Barney, I'm no shrink, okay,
"who is this sad, self-loathing idiot
and I don't even have a kid.
Well, I guess that's just a chance
Okay. Okay.
and my girlfriend,
and there is something here so awesome,
It's-it's iron-clad.
I deserved that.
Why?
...the goat.
And I just slept
I'm getting a cab.
I am not going to Vegas with you!
Okay, this isn't about the Bro Code, and you know it.
I can't believe you did that.
I pulled out all the stops.
Hey. so, I'm reading this, and, I got to say,
Goat in a party hat?
What never happened?
and they're going to come get her on Monday.
This is about...
I wish we had some wine, too.
drinking flat beer ten feet above your living room.
What?
- Hit him! -Okay.
Which brings us to April 25, 2008.
I'm saying I don't want to be friends anymore.
No. no, no, no, I don't want any more secrets,
Because it never happened, none of us are saying anything.
Oh, wait, the goat was there on my 31st birthday.
That's so gross.
and spend my 30th birthday in a strip club.