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It's so much fun having a goat at a party!
I deserved that.
This is about...
drinking flat beer ten feet above your living room.
What never happened?
I am not going to Vegas with you!
Barney, I'm no shrink, okay,
What?
I'm saying I don't want to be friends anymore.
Which brings us to April 25, 2008.
and spend my 30th birthday in a strip club.
...the goat.
Why?
No. no, no, no, I don't want any more secrets,
Okay. Okay.
Well, I guess that's just a chance
That's so gross.
Okay, this isn't about the Bro Code, and you know it.
and they're going to come get her on Monday.
I wish we had some wine, too.
- Hit him! -Okay.
Oh, wait, the goat was there on my 31st birthday.
I pulled out all the stops.
Goat in a party hat?
God, this is awkward.
It's-it's iron-clad.
"who is this sad, self-loathing idiot
I'm getting a cab.
I can't believe you did that.
Hey. so, I'm reading this, and, I got to say,
and I don't even have a kid.
and there is something here so awesome,
And I just slept
Because it never happened, none of us are saying anything.
and my girlfriend,