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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
I meant my mom.
Nothing yet, but she's smart,
Are you just giving keys to everyone now? What are you doing?
Oh, and the drain's a little backed up.
Well, until you teach Emma to order in Chinese,
Would any of those
Not idiots,
that I signed us up for a "Grandma and Me" class.
And, um, she said
Know how you can tell? If I did, I'd be with them.
before she went to bed last night and--
a better shot with Riley
Maybe I'll just go hose off out back.
But we need her to watch Emma,
And now you've got your mornings free.
will let you know how truly sorry I am.
- I get it. - No, Mom. That's not what I'm saying.
Oh, and, Danny?
How long were you there?
Let me give you a little advice,
Now where is
Where are you? I hate you.
- an ice cube tray? - That all you got?
Who's got Emma?
Mom, please.
when you leave. All right? Bye.
Okay.
just barge in unannounced and ruin our evening.
All right. Um, so whoever's holding
Yeah, that's what I was doing.
I just know how early Emma wakes up,
That isn't really the kind of guy you like, is it?
yeah, I'm looking elsewhere.
I can't believe that's all I had to do.
the truth baby has to tell the truth.
I don't think so. What is the matter with you?