Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, we're glad you found us. We got a message from V.F.D.

But what side of the schism?

We've got uniforms in the barracks.

...that families carve out time

What kind of experiments?

My name is Lemony Snicket,

I was expecting to torture an old enemy

-Are you a mycologist? -I've always been interested in fungi.

No one knew why, but they never spoke to each other again.

Then can you take us to shore?

That must lead to Anwhistle Aquatics.

And Medusa is a monster from Greek mythology. Her hair is made of snakes.

No. Whatever's inside is safer away from Count Olaf.

Different cultures call it by different names, but...

-I'll take it! -They said she was captain.

One of the most powerful elements not found on standard periodic tables

We assume the bowl was carried downstream,

pretty... uh...

The phrase "uncharted waters" refers to locations that do not appear on a map,

No, that was me.

There are plenty of times where it's better to stop and think.

I was heartbroken because I'd planned to slaughter you myself,

Uh, you were a captain not five minutes ago, love.

the scientists of the world developed a theory called "the water cycle."

I wouldn't say "genius."

But we also have potatoes,

And pried the sugar bowl from your cold, dead fingers or toes.

Did you see it through the porthole? It was enormous.

Phil, I am so sorry for causing that accident.

-Cookie? -My other crewman.

-My handsome daughter-- -I'm not handsome! I'm adorable.

All of them are equally dry, a word which here means "boring."

That's not the salad, my pet.

How the mighty have sunk... sunk to the bottom of the sea.

It's not gum, is it?

What's for dinner, Cookie?

No, that's not my name.

instead of floating around looking for a sugar bowl.

Good work, everyone.

-is because she doesn't know. -So she lied? What else is she hiding?

This is Herman Melville. He's one of my favorite authors.

No, of course she can. You're just so young.

I'll never laugh again.

We should read that, in case it comes back,

- I'm literally drowning in paperwork. - Figuratively.

-I said I was sorry! -Sh!

-We need help! -We just fell off a mountain.