Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't work for you, Mr. Poe. I'm just here to use your telegraph.

but on the bright side,

Don't question me.

I'm not surprised she never wanted to talk about it.

I could use a dedicated researcher.

She who hesitates is lost. Shut off the engines, lights, everything! Go!

But there is one occasion when it is always appropriate,

Well, well, well...

Well, if it isn't the Queequeg.

What my sister means is she recently took up an interest in cooking.

I've decided to set sail for the Gorgonian Grotto right away. Captain's orders.

I thought that was a myth, like gravity or inner beauty.

I bet she was really nice when you got to know her.

Anwhistle was our Aunt Josephine's last name.

You always picked the wrong side.

I'm seriously considering compiling a joke book

Tell your captain she's being absurd!

this mission could be doomed.

Life's the pits, and you can't get what you want,

Listen, mister. I supported you when you wanted to chase your dream

You're playing with fire. Don't make me do the same."

-And a distant cousin who is dead to me. -Is this because I didn't murder the baby?

That's an expression pirates use when they're surprised.

You're darn right, the sugar bowl.

You do not want to miss dessert.

is the element of surprise.

I meant to pay him, but I got so busy making money.

It's signed "Fernald."

I thought she who hesitated was lost.

And it's a rental.

Look at all this equipment.

but the grotto beneath the lab remains

This is books on mushrooms.

He said that some secrets are too terrible for young people to know.

and I, myself, wish that I were studying something dry like the water cycle

On the advice of my crew,

It's coming straight at us.

then made it back to the city on skis you carved out of tree bark?

That's scientific equipment.

- Doesn't ring a bell. - Hm.

I can feel my belly roil!

I'll show you a sea monster!

We'll discuss receiving personal correspondences in the office tomorrow.

rather than watching another second of this danger-filled,

saying there was a meeting at the Last Safe Place on Thursday.

and that is when you see Count Olaf.

I know he is. Quigley's very resourceful.

And if that weren't bad enough, the orphans themselves have gone missing.

If you don't come back, you'll die, and I don't want that, not yet.

It's a surprise.

It'll be okay, Sunny.

See? My lips can't even form the sound.

My stepfather used to say there are things in the world