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Drinking on the job?
Can we not, please?
you still have.
Paula?
Well, I came to find you to tell you
- They're joining for dinner. - I hope that's okay.
I was texting you all day,
That's your second Bloody Mary.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck?
How are ya? Having fun?
My whole life, I thought I was the flawed child of an icon.
It's up there.
I'd walk in her room and I'd find
This lighting makes me look freakish.
Whatever.
it is very, very, very romantic.
I have...
You sure it's the lighting?
Yeah. All right. Yeah, that sounds fine.
- Hi. - Hi.
I just wanted to tell you that Mr. Patton
- Why don't we... yeah, back in the box. I wanted my...
You're like, "I can do this. Just hold my nose
Wow.
- I'll talk to you later. Okay? - Okay.
I thought I knew my father, you know?
I guess.
Hold on! Can I just...
Are you gay?
- Okay. Thank you. - Sit wherever you like, I'll be right over.
How did he get AIDS?
It was... it was cool. We went all around.
Hi.
You're a great worker, Dillon.
We're on our honeymoon.
That's a telltale sign.
just 'cause it's... It's so hot here.
I'm probably gonna be a little drunk,
- What? - Sorry.
where they gotta, like, eat like a bowl of live worms,
Could be, like, a total basket case.
Yeah.
So...
Quick question. What's... What's going on here?
It's all right. I have a filter for that.
and that was when I was skinny.
and I don't like the background in there.
Actually, can I give you a call right back?
- Yes, I'm gay. - No, my father was gay.
Aren't you horny for me?
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