HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah, probably.
[sighs]
No, I can't.
Fuck you, Alexis.
[people screaming]
Until now, that is.
that means we have two chances left to catch them.
Uh, read your packets and I'm going to make sure he's not having a heart attack.
Then he finds Brünnhilde and the two of them fall in love.
Get the fuck out of here.
there is really something that you should know.
As I was saying, keep watch on the perimeters.
Pleased to meet you.
Beatrix! Beatrix!
...while Rolph waits in the van,
and stole an early copy of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
The safe left an hour and a half ago.
[reporter, in German] Dear viewers,
- How do you say salad? - Salat.
Yes, I'm having so much fun.
This is about becoming legends.
Yes. Now.
[grunts]
[screams hysterically]
Reconning? What does this mean, reconning?
- [buzzer sounds] - [beeping]
I'm gonna kill you!
- Yeah, only as a last resort. - Pow!
[screaming]
[Beatrix] Hmm. See, I told you it was too good to be true.
What is it?
We're fucking getting them.
Yes, trillion with the letter "T." Trillion, yeah?
Okay, and...
Sort of like a more Norse Lord of the Rings.
And I want to recruit you.
Okay. [sighs]
All right, so be it. We ditch the van,
What's the difference?
- Is it too late for me to change sides? - Get to the fucking truck!
Good.
[sighs]
Okay. I really think you could have told me this.
Grab my fucking hand, now!
Oh, you fucking pussy.
but I'm here for a very [whispers] secret issue.
He's not going anywhere.
Good luck with that.
- Of course. Go to work. - [metal clanks]
[operatic music playing over speakers]
[Gwendoline] We have scoped out the location
- [Delacroix over radio] Anything? - Nope, nothing.
[in French] What? Shit!
[softly] Okay.
I only ask why did you hide this from me?
Go!
[elevator dings]
your super safecracker. Please like
Keep going.
My only chance...
[clicking]
And when you contacted us, we took action immediately.
Five now, isn't it?
You'll see. This will be easy.
What?
[thumping rhythmically]
[audience continues cheering]
but a plane ticket to the same place she was going,
Brad was one of those kids.
Cross the office and I'll send the other elevator.
[exhilarating music playing]
- Okay. - Yeah.
I just really want to get my fucking hands on that fucking safe.
Don't worry. We'll get them next time. Go on.
I'm coming too.
[chuckles] Sure, but... Ludwig Dieter.
We're going to catch them.
Didn't tell me we have guns.
[in German] Thank you.
For the sake of time,
- This guy? - [screaming]
- but as you just saw, this is reality. - [hissing]
[in English] All the hairs on my chest burned off.
Yes. And the Siegfried.
Richard Wagner's epic opera The Ring of the Nibelung.
and fall in love.
Or prophecies.
as the children of Odin or Wotan,
["Ride of the Valkyries" playing]
or whether I don't, you're going to leave.
[cell phone chimes]
Watch out!
- Sebastian, no. - It's not over!
About the safe breaking itself,
You bastard. [laughs]
[clears throat]
all the gods under the sun wanted it for themselves.
Uh...
then joined a gang of other rich shithead kids.
[in English] Come on!
Why do you do what you do?
Go to the elevator at the end of the hall.
Go up, pretend to unlock it, and I'll open it, okay?
[in Czech] Hi.
Okay, the man who designed this wonderful work of art,
[man in English] Can't believe you drink that.
I'd do it again, Mr. Delay-croix.
[woman] Sir.
What's with you, Korina? Hmm?