Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

P-R-O-M-A-T-I-O-N!

into bite-sized pieces,

I never wanna use a toothbrush again.

in case of an unfortunate event.

Of course, we still need the right projectile.

The Baudelaire family lived in an enormous mansion

has haunted me since I first met him as a young man.

For example, your first impression of me may be that I am a terrible person.

we'll be able to fix it up, make it nicer.

I don't use the ballroom at all.

It's not a sign of a wicked person.

and rinse out all the wine bottles for recycling.

First of all, first impressions are often wrong.

Bathroom number seven, the only one you are allowed to use.

We don't have any. We made pasta puttanesca.

Yes, I'm Violet Baudelaire,

On gray and cloudy days, the Baudelaires had the beach more or less to themselves,

When you're handsome and good-looking

Well, how wonderful!

Do you know what that is?

It is my solemn duty to bring to light the sorry history

And then, to top it all off, I forgot to buy a new bread knife.

That's a very good point.

And I think Mom would be proud of how you made your own pasta.

which means I'll be handling all matters concerning everything they left behind.

In the years since, I've inquired what became of the Brothers Poe.

And every night when I continue my work on the Baudelaire case,

You're welcome.

It does seem to need a little work.

Wrong! It's a list. A list of chores.

I am a mountain of parcels.

In this story, not only is there no happy ending,

- Do you know what this is? - It looks like a list.

Most everything that happened to them was rife

Does he really think that's what closest living relative means?

Yes, yes, wine. We had that nice rose last time.

The theater awaits.

you haven't the faintest idea.

Now that I've found you a suitable guardian,

I'm very, very sorry to have to tell you this...