Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And good night, guests.

A tattoo is just a decorative pigment on skin.

I find myself weeping thinking of his utter wickedness

I wonder if Count Olaf's troupe will enjoy this meal.

And the world's greatest actor

- Wow, that was quick. - And it smells delicious.

Oh, well, I am Justice Strauss of the High Court.

and wash the dishes, and polish the silver,

Excuse me, Violet, but why are you using your left hand?

from Italian cuisine to the world's most threatening fungus.

As I was saying, before the help interrupted...

and one day the parents rather unexpectedly asked their children

And what's that thing James Brown said?

Nevertheless, the Baudelaire orphans snapped into action.

Which is why this guardian drop-off is going to be a bit hasty.

Chop-chop, Baudelaires!

- Where's the roast beef? - What?

You asked them to make dinner.

It's the count, it's the count It's the count

And within moments, the entire Baudelaire mansion

aren't you going to say How do you do?

but perhaps, children, with a bit of your money,

The Baudelaire orphans knew they had to find a way

to your new guardian?

- What's that? - It's something my parents had.

No, we spoke on the phone. I'm from Mulctuary Money Management.

If anything, it encourages tears.

You mean our bed?

Arlo entering care core Real footage lmao

Which you are forbidden to go into. Understood? Forbidden!

- Never heard of him. - He's either... Let's see. What is it?

Good night, Baudelaires. Remember, our home is your home.

How could our parents put us here?

That's gonna make a wonderful headline.

That is I, Count Olaf.

- T! - For the talent

From the bank? What's he doing here?

Remember what Father said when he burnt the quesadillas?

since they first came to Count Olaf's.

- I'm sorry. - before you start speaking!

I'm your neighbor. I... I live across the street.

Briny Beach, please.

If you want another bed,

Do you think this will be as good as the mailbox?

Remarkable woman. Flammable.

Until we've identified your designated guardian,

I suppose it's not as nice as the libraries you're used to, but...

Do you know what that means?

Well, children, before I give you a tour of your new home,

Really? Did you help around the house? That's great.

Are you Count Olaf's wife?

But being raised in a violent and sinister environment