Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe we can make this our home after all.

Well you dodged a bullet

Your third cousin fourth time removed, or your fourth cousin three times removed.

Better than nothing.

But don't touch anything.

His name is Count Olaf.

you'll stay with my family.

The money our parents left behind is not to be used until Violet...

tomorrow you may go into town and purchase one.

Something, Klaus Baudelaire, is ringing a very faint bell.

But sometimes, and every actor does this,

'Cause I'm very, very smart

Maybe it makes more sense in the original French.

Let me tell you, those children are monsters.

I don't mean to seem like a lonely woman

because I was gonna take the bread that was cut up

Hang on to your toothbrushes.

If they can survive that, we can survive Count Olaf.

Yes, the invention worked.

It is the source of all true art and science.

All right, then.

Could you read it to me?

They own very little in case it erupts.

- See? I've been saying it... - Honey, P-R-R...

which is really unfortunate

It is the first burst of applause when the curtain rises.

prepare the food, set the table, serve dinner, clean up afterward,

at which one mostly speaks in a series of unintelligible shrieks,

And as anyone in the theater knows, after a grand entrance,

The plural of bed is... bed.

You know perfectly well we haven't any money.

but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind.

I have some very bad news for you children.

I'm sorry to tell you this...

and I would advise all our viewers to turn away immediately

The dreadful villainy of this vile fiend

Out of all the numerous bedrooms in this enormous mansion,

We don't mind your saying so.

That does seem reasonable.

The stove is a bit like a servant.

Thanks again for taking us.

It's the count, it's the count It's the count

- N! - For the knowledge

Perished means killed.

- It's a raven! - It's a crow!

I suppose anything but lamb.

Kepala hotak kau

It's the count, it's the count It's the count

Still, he's only three miles away, and your parents' will was very specific

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.