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"When fired on, a hunter is lawfully allowed to return fire,"
[grunts]
I'm a field man now! Mowing down vamps with my best friend Bud.
Right, okay.
[gunfire]
Well, then, what are you?
And remember, Bud,
Huh. Still fits.
What you know about Juvies?
All her friends are here. I'm here. Her world is here.
I didn't pee myself this time.
Well, I think you have something else.
[yelps happily]
Yeah. Last I checked, it's three days until Monday.
-Does that mean they're full of shit? -[Bud] Language!
Spiders cohabitate, but never with Easterns and Southerns.
♪ Sacrificed, hustle paid the price ♪
-You should thank me. -[gasping]
I could come back in September, but right now, I'm out of time.
Well, what up?
-Hey. Where's Seth? -Hey.
[gasps]
-Don't hang up! -Why? Is Paige okay?
I am fixing the broken tile.
What you guys doing in Simi Valley?
[exhales sharply]
Nice shot, bro.
♪ Grouped up, scooped up all my pals ♪
-Hey! -Sorry. Just kidding.
-[shotgun blasts] -[roaring]
[Joss] Can't talk. Meeting a realtor.
[in Korean] Is Troy here?
[locks clicking]
[men yelling]
-See you've got a retro vibe poppin', huh? -Mm-hmm.
[Bud groans]
[Bud] Yeah? Just don't tell your mother.
It's not complicated. It's just a seat belt. It protects you.
[sobs]
Come on. All right. Come on. Let's run.
Instead of the strength of a full vamp,
Quite. [clears throat]
Encino, 2015, fleshed out a nest
And then you turned on us.
Yeah, that's an Eastern. You can tell by his fangs in the front.
I took this meeting out of respect for you, Big John.
To experience that the first time. You're in for a treat.
Check this out.
It's perfect.
[shrieks]
[hissing]
Pow.
-Oh shit. -[grunts]
[Bud] I'm gonna get strawberry. There it is.
Come on. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Let's go.
[grunts]
-[groans] Mm. Mmm! -[Bud] There we go.
Ain't nothing going on. Ain't nothing wrong with me, man.
You're dried up.
[John] I'm out.
Whoa! I'm sorry!
I'll miss you, baby.
[Juvie yelling]
we'll get you started on the health care plan.
Boom! Got it.
You're not gods. You're a big mistake.
Look, Joss, we're in trouble, okay? All of us.
Whose arm is that?
because after the shit you pulled here tonight,
Bella has her baby now. It's insane.
[shrieks]
Nice, bro. Yes.
-Boom! -Yeah. Boom.
Oh, great. I see you met your Union rep.
-Sweet old lady? -Not so sweet, actually.
[Audrey] First, I'm gonna turn her,
[chuckling] Daddy's getting… strawberry.
Yeah.
Whatever! I don't wanna talk about it.
Yeah. I see what's going on here.
hungry!
Okay, that's a Spider, but that's an Uber.
Ninety? You probably need to check that again.
-[rattling] -That's what I got for Troy.
I just keep thinking about how all those vampires we just killed
You gotta get some of this too.
[whispers] Sorry.
just waiting for his moment to reemerge.
[Heather] Look. What do you want me to do? If I keep… he's gonna suspect something.
[whispers] Shut up. Shut up.
Mr. Jablonski?
And whatever you do,
-Big John, what the hell is you doing? -I'm saving your Black ass.
Money. All right.
Cover your ears, sweetie.
-[Bud] No. -[Joss] No.
I mean, it can't kill you, but…
I swallowed it.
Can you help me with that, actually?
[whistles]
endangering civilians, violating codes 921, 833, and 605,
You ready? Let's go.
Not there.
[groaning]
You killed a vampire Monday, didn't you?
[squelches]
It's my fault. I couldn't see over my baskets.
Damn. Damn.
[electrical sparking]
Fine.
[snarling]
Day shift.
I'm actually gonna miss you, man, you know?
Hey. Are we inside the house or not, bro?
After you.
-You feel all right? -You swear?
-Dig that. -Thanks.
♪ And I don't give a damn ♪
[Bud] Here.
Listen, Guacamole Suit,
don't get it in your butthole.
"Violation code 276, breaking and entering without Union sanctions."
Northridge, 2014, violated code 103.
-[sizzling] -[screeches]