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Northridge, 2014, violated code 103.
Not there.
[whispers] Sorry.
Hey. Are we inside the house or not, bro?
[Joss] Can't talk. Meeting a realtor.
-You should thank me. -[gasping]
After you.
Fine.
-Don't hang up! -Why? Is Paige okay?
[Bud] I'm gonna get strawberry. There it is.
You're not gods. You're a big mistake.
don't get it in your butthole.
[gunfire]
[sobs]
♪ Sacrificed, hustle paid the price ♪
Yeah. I see what's going on here.
"Violation code 276, breaking and entering without Union sanctions."
[men yelling]
Look, Joss, we're in trouble, okay? All of us.
I didn't pee myself this time.
Well, I think you have something else.
Cover your ears, sweetie.
[whispers] Shut up. Shut up.
[gasps]
It's my fault. I couldn't see over my baskets.
Boom! Got it.
Day shift.
Whoa! I'm sorry!
[whistles]
[grunts]
You ready? Let's go.
Money. All right.
[locks clicking]
Ain't nothing going on. Ain't nothing wrong with me, man.
Come on. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Let's go.
[yelps happily]
You're dried up.
[Bud] Yeah? Just don't tell your mother.
-[shotgun blasts] -[roaring]
Ninety? You probably need to check that again.
[Audrey] First, I'm gonna turn her,
because after the shit you pulled here tonight,
[Bud groans]
Well, then, what are you?
All her friends are here. I'm here. Her world is here.
You gotta get some of this too.
It's perfect.
I'm a field man now! Mowing down vamps with my best friend Bud.
we'll get you started on the health care plan.
Bella has her baby now. It's insane.
Encino, 2015, fleshed out a nest
And whatever you do,
[shrieks]
endangering civilians, violating codes 921, 833, and 605,
Okay, that's a Spider, but that's an Uber.
Damn. Damn.
-Hey! -Sorry. Just kidding.
Nice shot, bro.
I am fixing the broken tile.
[Bud] Here.
Instead of the strength of a full vamp,
[snarling]
Yeah. Last I checked, it's three days until Monday.
I'm actually gonna miss you, man, you know?
[electrical sparking]
[squelches]
Huh. Still fits.
Listen, Guacamole Suit,
[chuckling] Daddy's getting… strawberry.
[John] I'm out.
[grunts]
Pow.
Right, okay.
Yeah, that's an Eastern. You can tell by his fangs in the front.
Well, what up?
[groaning]
Can you help me with that, actually?
[shrieks]
I could come back in September, but right now, I'm out of time.
[hissing]
[Heather] Look. What do you want me to do? If I keep… he's gonna suspect something.
I took this meeting out of respect for you, Big John.
"When fired on, a hunter is lawfully allowed to return fire,"
What you know about Juvies?
-[rattling] -That's what I got for Troy.
Whose arm is that?
Come on. All right. Come on. Let's run.
-[sizzling] -[screeches]
-Boom! -Yeah. Boom.
[Juvie yelling]
-Does that mean they're full of shit? -[Bud] Language!
It's not complicated. It's just a seat belt. It protects you.
What you guys doing in Simi Valley?
♪ And I don't give a damn ♪
Spiders cohabitate, but never with Easterns and Southerns.
[in Korean] Is Troy here?
-[Bud] No. -[Joss] No.
-You feel all right? -You swear?
Nice, bro. Yes.
-Dig that. -Thanks.
Mr. Jablonski?
And then you turned on us.
-Sweet old lady? -Not so sweet, actually.
♪ Grouped up, scooped up all my pals ♪
I mean, it can't kill you, but…
Yeah.
-[groans] Mm. Mmm! -[Bud] There we go.
You killed a vampire Monday, didn't you?
hungry!
To experience that the first time. You're in for a treat.
I just keep thinking about how all those vampires we just killed
I swallowed it.
-Oh shit. -[grunts]
just waiting for his moment to reemerge.
Quite. [clears throat]
-Hey. Where's Seth? -Hey.
Whatever! I don't wanna talk about it.
[exhales sharply]
I'll miss you, baby.
Oh, great. I see you met your Union rep.
-Big John, what the hell is you doing? -I'm saving your Black ass.
-See you've got a retro vibe poppin', huh? -Mm-hmm.
And remember, Bud,